Italy: *runs up to America* I need you to drive me to a few places! Ve~
America: Okay, where, dude?
Italy: I need to buy a coloring book at Boarders, a CD at San Goody, headphones at Circuit City, some rocket dogs at Robinson's May, a Furby at Kahbi Toy Store, and if you don't mind, I also need to return this movie to Blockbuster.
America: Literally every place you just mentioned is out of business.
Italy: God dammit, I knew I should of gone yesterday!!
