3p!Italy

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(Can 3p!Italy be like Lord Tourettes?)

3p!Italy: Well hello, COCKSUCKERS!! What a fine day for FUCKING, isn't it?

3p!England: *high af* You get a wish!

3p!Italy: Splendid! I think I'll wish for a pink, sparkly DONKEY SHIT ON MY FACE!

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3p!Italy: *trips and falls* Haha! I am so FUCKED.

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3p!Italy: Smells just like a SHIT! 'Cause France's favorite meal is DEAD BABY NAZIS ASS CHEESE POWER FUCK.

France: (o゚Д゚)

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3p!Italy: *jumps on the table in the meeting room* Tweedle FUCK, and tweedle BALLS! Rainbow sparkles, bubble gum.

Everyone: ?

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