Leia: I'm gonna guess my dad knows I know how sex works.
America: How come?
Leia: Well he was perfectly content about speaking to me about prostitutes and how they suck dicks for a living.
Leia: And I'm just like "Dad, I know how prostitutes make a living, you don't have to tell me."
Leia: I wonder if he knows I've seen porn before? Or that I read smut? Or that I'm pansexual? Or that I have a dirty mouth? Or that I've made out with another girl before? Or that I-
America: Dude, I get it! You're French and so is your dad, so calm down!!
Leia: .......Or that I have thoughts about taking a knife from the kitchen and killing my family in their sleep then running off and living in the woods?
America: ....You're also Russian and so is your dad.
