Leia: I don't believe in God, I believe in Panda God.
America: Who the fuck?
Leia: HEY! PANDA GOD!!
Panda God: What?
America: Whoa! Aren't you suppose to be at church?
Panda God: Oh geez, not that place.
America: Well, church is all about you so..
Panda God: No, church worships the God that flooded the whole Earth. Panda God would never do that.
America: Oh.. You're not so bad, dude!
Panda God: Fuck you.
America: ......
Leia: He's joking.
Panda God: GO. AWAY.
(No really, Panda God is great.)
