Leia: I think the fandom needs to do more with the fact that England has been canonically nicknamed as the King of Losing Things.
France: Like his colonies?
America: Oooo!! Apply ice to burned area!
Russia: *puts his hand on England's arm*
England: >->
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England: I tried cooking something from scratch...
England: I ended up summoning a demon.
Russia: Hai~
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Germany: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!
Prussia: THE INTERNET IS ON ME!
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Germany: You like Hungary, don't you?
Austria: N-Nein.. It's not like I like her or anything, b-baka!
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Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia...
Russia: *picks up a dead horse*
Russia: *carries it home*
Russia: I brought home dinner.
Belarus: *stabs dead horse repeatedly*
Lithuania: Oh god, why?!
Latvia: TTДTT
Estonia: *nervous shaking*
