Russia: *mumbles* I love you and want to kiss you lots..
America: *not paying attention* Huh?
Russia: I said you suck.
Russia: And that if you don't back off, I'll launch my nukes at you.
Russia: *mumbles* With lots of love.
America: What was that last part, bro?
Russia: I said I hate you and all of your people.
America: *sarcastically* Love ya too... Asshole.
Russia: *shakes America violently* DO YOU LOVE ME OR NOT, DA?!
America: AHHHHHH!!!
