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England: HONG KONG ADMINISTRATIVE REGION OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA, YOU'RE GROUNDED.

Hong Kong: YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME, UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND.

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America: Wanna kiss?

England: Excuse me?

America: *pulls out a bag of Hershey Kisses*

Leia: That's the best back up plan I've ever seen.

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Fem!France: Boys will be bo-

Fem!England: *punches France* Boys will be held responsible for their actions like everyone else!

America: We will not.

Fem!England: You will do so or I will shove responsibility so far up your ass you'll be tasting tax bills for weeks!

Fem!France: ; -;

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America: So what's up with you, dude?

Leia: Well I'm contemplating whether or not to be a satanist and communist, I've started listening to Marilyn Manson, and I currently hate 90% of the world's population.

America: I can't believe it, they've brainwashed you! *shakes Leia violently*

Leia: AHHHH!! NO ONE BRAINWASHED ME, I JUST LIKE THE IDEA OF COMMUNISM!!

America: I CAN'T LET ME CITIZENS BECOME COMMIE SCUM!

Leia: AHHHHHHH!!!!

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I don't get it...

America: Hey guys!

Leia and Jamie: Hey!

But we can't...

Leia: Hey girls!

America: What did we do?

Can someone explain?

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