England: HONG KONG ADMINISTRATIVE REGION OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA, YOU'RE GROUNDED.
Hong Kong: YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME, UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND.
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America: Wanna kiss?
England: Excuse me?
America: *pulls out a bag of Hershey Kisses*
Leia: That's the best back up plan I've ever seen.
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Fem!France: Boys will be bo-
Fem!England: *punches France* Boys will be held responsible for their actions like everyone else!
America: We will not.
Fem!England: You will do so or I will shove responsibility so far up your ass you'll be tasting tax bills for weeks!
Fem!France: ; -;
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America: So what's up with you, dude?
Leia: Well I'm contemplating whether or not to be a satanist and communist, I've started listening to Marilyn Manson, and I currently hate 90% of the world's population.
America: I can't believe it, they've brainwashed you! *shakes Leia violently*
Leia: AHHHH!! NO ONE BRAINWASHED ME, I JUST LIKE THE IDEA OF COMMUNISM!!
America: I CAN'T LET ME CITIZENS BECOME COMMIE SCUM!
Leia: AHHHHHHH!!!!
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I don't get it...
America: Hey guys!
Leia and Jamie: Hey!
But we can't...
Leia: Hey girls!
America: What did we do?
Can someone explain?