I am a house cat..

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Leia: My French dad just scared the shit out of me.

America: What'd he do?

Leia: Snore.

America:

Leia:

America: And?

Leia: That's it.

America: What?

Leia: This is proof that I am as jumpy as a house cat to a spray bottle.

French dad: *snores*

Leia: AH! *hides behind America*

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