Possums, man, possums

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Italy: I found a possum!

Rome: Ooh! What kind?

Italy: An angry.

Rome: I've been there..

England: Are you two gits even paying attention?

Germany: He blew up my fucking car!

Rusha: I DIDN'T DO SHIT!!

China: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WI-FI PASSWORD!?

Japan: Mom, shut up!

China: YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, KIKU!

Rusha: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!!

America: They put those in bags?

Italy and Rome: o-e

England: ....What were you two talking about?

Italy: *holds up a possum* ≧﹏≦

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