Why I Could Never Be A Country

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1. I'm not scared of Russia

Russia: *opens Leia's bedroom door* Heeey..

Leia: *slow blink*

Leia: Can you like not?

Leia: And when I say that I mean

Leia: Get the fuck out of my fucking room, you lil bitch! Jeez!!

2. I'm not good around flirty people

France: *trying to be flirty*

Leia: ......

Leia: *splashes France with some water*

Leia: Aren't I adorable~?

3. I'll argue with anyone

Germany: *yelling at Leia*

Leia: You wanna go?! 

Leia: I have a pencil and a phone! And I know how to use them!!

Leia: *walks away* Bitches, never fucking learn.

4. Age Group Problems

Latvia: ...Hello?

Leia: Oh hey!

Latvia: *shaking* Do you like bread?

Leia: Yeah, it's a good snack.

Latvia: 

Leia: What?

Latvia: Please don't hurt me!

Leia: You need to calm down, I'm younger than you and you're still scared of me.

Latvia: ;n;

Leia: No! Don't cry!! *hugs Latvia* I LOVE YOU!!!!

Latvia: TTuTT

5. I have no idea what to call my country

Leia: Umm.... Skyrim. DONE!

6. I would never listen to my boss

Boss: Hey, have you finished what I asked you to do?

Leia: *throws an apple across the room* 

Leia: YEAH!

Boss: ....Okay, good.

Leia: Shit, I have no idea what he had asked me to do.

7. Wars

Leia: Ah shit....

People: *screaming and running around*

Leia: Well we're fucked.

Leia: I knew we should have become one with Russia.

8. Government

Leia: *at a meeting*

Leia: 

Leia: Dafuq are you guys talking about?

Leia: Excuse me, but I think I need to go home.

Leia: Let me just bang my head against a wall...

9. Sweden does not scare me

Sweden: *staring at Leia*

Leia: *staring back*

America: Dude, how long have they been staring at each other?

England: I'm not sure...

10. I'd probably be very violent

Leia: *stabs a random person*

Leia: .......

Leia: 

Leia: COOL! 

Leia: *finds a gun*

Leia: *shoots someone*

Leia: YAS! DIE PEASANTS!!!!!!

Leia: *sees a button* 

Leia: *pushes it*

Leia: *launches nukes at several different countries*

Leia: OH SHIT, WORLD WAR THREE BOUT TO START!!!!!!!!

11. Anarchy

Leia: I don't fucking care, just do whatever, bitch peasants.

People: .....No government..?

People: *starts killing each other*

Leia: Yup. Welcome to Skyrim!

Other Nations: O-o *slowly back away*

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