(If only the nations acted like the characters from The Most Popular Girls... Oh wait.)
Ukraine: Hello, would you like to look through our catalog? We also brought some products with us!
Belarus: Wanna buy some knives?
Russia: *closes door*
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France: So something like a, how do you say.. rancard~?
Germany: *slams his head on the wall* It was a FUCKING French word, don't ask me how to say it, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
France: Germany, you need to, how do you say.. Calm down.
Germany: I will not calm down! YOU STUPID FUCKING CANADIAN SORRY BITCH!!
Germany: HA! HAHA!!
Germany: YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALONE!
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America: *forcefully makes out with England*
China: What's going on, Aru?
Russia: Well this is happening now..
America: Yup, I'm gay. *walks away*
England: *blushing* Bloody hell
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Romano: Who the fuck are you?
Wy: Who the fuck are you?
Lichtenstein: Who the fuck are you?
Canada: I'm Canada..
Arctic: What a fucking shit show.
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Japan: Itary, where is your brother?
Italy: He said he'll be here at 9:45 and I checked that it was A.M. this time.
Italy: Hahaha! I'm not an idiot.
Italy: *gasps* BUT WE DIDN'T DISCUSS TIME ZONES!!
Germany: *facepalm*
Russia: *passing by* Oh hello, Italy, Honda, Handjob Girl!
Germany: *facewall*
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Lichtenstein: Can I help you?
Belarus: Ugh! Listen, I understand that this is some cheerleader bathroom bullshit, but I have some actual bullshit that's about to become hallway bullshit, so I don't have time for your cheerleader bitch bullshit.
Lichtenstein: ....Sorry. *opens the door*
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Japan: What the herr are you tarking about?
Lichtenstein: I'm talking about Hipsterism. *puts on glasses*
America: I'm fine with this.
England: Of course you are! You're the bloody fucking King of Hipsters, ya git!
Ukraine: I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!
Belarus: Wanna buy some knives?
Everyone: NO, NATASHA!
Belarus: GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWDDDD.
