Friday, January 15, 2021
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Quick note: apparently the version I was word count-checking from last night's chapter hadn't reloaded to account for most of the words I wrote yesterday. The actual count was 5,069.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK IT'S ALL COMING FROM HOLY SHIT
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Anyway
Deceit: hun. Honey. Baby. My favorite bitchy person. When is /he/ going to show up??
Me: he will arrive after his boyfriend has secured the castle.
Deciet: but he /needs/ to arrive soon! He has a man to dazzle!
Me: we have to go through the emotional pain of packing everything the prince owns, knowing he may never see his brother again, then be rushed down to the courtyard to greet his to-be-husband. Then, and only then, will the mental games really kick in
Deceit: ..........the nice ones?
Me: yes Deceit, the ones with the morality-ruining ones.
Deceit, grinning: perfection
Morality: uh kiddo?
Me: yep?
Morality: I seem to be phasing out sometimes, you wanna tell me why?
Me, hiding fic plans behind me: I have no idea why that's happening.
DC: *grabs fic plans and parkours away*
Me: absolutely no idea
DC & LC: *working together on fic*
Me: be free my children
DC: I'm going to murder half the main castle's guards!!
Me: amazing
LC: I'm going to put the main character through a major gay panic when he sees the commodore and his first mate.
Me: love it
Logic: I have already planned out the next ten scenes, however I am still uncertain how you expect the king to kill the best friend.
Me: fuck
Logic: don't worry though, I have a solution that will garner sympathy for our side while also casting the king into worse light!
Me: you beautiful angel
Anxiety: hey uh have we cemented main charcter and best friend's friendship enough?
Me: I think we have, I mean they sleep in a cuddle pile with their brothers and have said multiple times that he won't leaves Roman
Anxiety: but like, what if everyone precieves it as a romantic thing?
Me: I've already mentioned that they are like brothers in a non-forced way
Anxiety: okay but what if readers want him in a romantic relationship??
Me: he's aro ace
Anxiety: brilliant
Me: I need to make commodore immediately hate the king, even though he already knows the king sucks
Me: what should I do?
Deceit: send main character out in pants and have the king yell at him
LC: have commodore interrupt the yelling with a flirty line
DC: make him wink at main charcter as he kisses main character's hand
Logic: gay
Anxiety: have his first mate flirt with main character as well, just to prolong the gay panic
Morality: threaten the king with a sword to the throat
Everyone: *looks at Morality*
DC: I think I'm in love
LC: yessssss
Logic: and then we can do a similar scene at the end with main charcter holding him at sword point and actually killing him
Anxiety: which is when we have the kiss over the dead body with the bloody sword still in hand
DC & LC: *faint from overload of fic ideas*
Me: murder but make it romantic
Stay safe kiddos and remember to take care of yourself!
Love you all <3<3<3
~Ink
