Saturday, December 19, 2020
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Who's ready for the second Harry Potter summary?!?
Let's do this peeps!!
Abusive fam are having Business Couple coming over, so they order Baby Boi to "hide in the closet and pretend you don't exist" so he does that but then Tennis Eyes shows up and is all like "Baby Boi can't go to Hashtag, it's not safe!!" and Baby Boi's like "but my friends!!" and Tennis Eyes is like "friends who haven't talked to you at all" and Baby Boi, in one of his brightest moments, is like "I've connected the dots!" and Tennis Eyes is all like "you've connected shit!" and Baby Boi's like "you've been intercepting my mail!" Tennis Eyes tries to get Baby Boi to not go to Hashtag but Baby Boi refuses so Tennis Eyes frames Baby Boi for dropping a cake on Business Couple, leading Uncle V to put bars on Baby Boi's window and ordering him that he can't go to Hashtag.
Ronny and Cool Twins drive up to Baby Boi's window a couple nights later and are like "we're here to rescue you" and they bust Baby Boi out of the abusive household. They bring Baby Boi to the Red Head home, where Mama Red Head greets them, mothers Baby Boi and scolds Cool Twins and Ronny. It's revealed that Ronny has a younger sister, Underrated Character #2. Their Hashtag letters come and they reveal a new way of traveling: Floofy Powder! Baby Boi messes up though and ends up in Sus Alley, where he overhears Hot Mess and Peacock King doing suspicious stuff, then Tall Boi leads Baby Boi out of Sus Alley and into Legal Magic Alley. Baby Boi reunites with Red Heads and they go to the Bank(tm), where we learn that Red Heads are poor and Baby Boi is embarrassed at his wealth. Then they go into the bookshop, where Narcissus 2.0 is bragging then nabs Baby Boi and uses him to get on the front page of the newspaper. Baby Boi is very confused and he, Ronny, and Underrated Character #2 step to the side, when Hot Mess appears and starts insulting them, then Peacock King shows up, insults Red Heads wealth status, and slips a book into Underrated Character #2.
Fast forward to boarding train. Red Heads and BOOK SMARTS get on train, but Baby Boi and Ronny are locked out of the platform, which leads to them stealing the car again and flying to Hashtag. They land in the Boxer Tree, which beats the car up, breaks Ronny's wand, and then the car grows a life force and yeets the teens out of it and drives off into Canceled Forest. Slimey Boi catches them and calls QUEEN MCGONAL to come deal with them. She's like "while I hate your methods, I'm glad you're here. Have a biscuit" and they go up to their dorms, where it turns out Underrated Character #2 got sorted into Griffin.
Fast forward couple months. Narcissus 2.0 sucks, Hot Mess and Baby Boi are picking fights with each other, it's obvious to everyone but Baby Boi that Underrated Character #2 has a crush on him. Cat ends up petrified and now there's a Mystery afoot. Stuff happens, now a ghost and someone else are petrified as well. Words appear in blood, declaring the Heir of Snake to be back, to have opened the Cave of Snakes again, and to be hunting done all Muggle-born peeps because classism. Golden Trio think Hot Mess is the heir and BOOK SMARTS brews a super complex potion to turn into someone else. Baby Boi and Ronny turn into Crab Cakes and Gargoyle, but BOOK SMARTS took the hair of a cat accidentally and has to go the Hospital Area instead. Baby Boi and Ronny find out Hot Mess isn't the heir and get out of there.
Fast forward, Baby Boi is playing Flying Soccer when one of the balls goes rogue and breaks his arm. Narcissus 2.0 attempts to heal him but instead gets rid of all his bones in his arm, leading to him having to stay in the Hospital Area for a night. Tennis Eyes appears and admits to being behind the rogue ball and the blocked entrance. Baby Boi tries to find out what's going on, Tennis Eyes indirectly reveals that his master is Peacock King and Hot Mess' family, the White Hairs. He also reveals that Hashtag isn't safe because of the Cave of Snakes but Baby Boi makes him swear to not try to force him away from Hashtag.
Shit goes down, Baby Boi can hear a voice and it's driving him insane, then it's revealed when dueling Hot Mess that he can talk to snakes, just like No-Nose. People start mistrusting him, but his friends and dorm mates believe he's alright. Then Golden Trio figure out that Dead School Girl was killed by the monster that's been petrifying people and Baby Boi finds a diary which leads him to think Tall Boi released the monster, only to find out that Tall Boi was keeping a giant spider and wasn't the murderer, but he's arrested by the Wizard Police anyway. Baby Boi and Ronny go to find the Giant Spider to confirm Tall Boi's story, then escape via Car Ex Machina.
Then Golden Trio finds out BOOK SMARTS has been petrified and Baby Boi and Ronny are sad. A small time lapse, and then Underrated Character #2 is claimed by the Heir of Snake and Narcissus 2.0 is tasked with bringing her back. Baby Boi and Ronny confront Narcissus 2.0 and take him to the Cave of Snakes via bathroom entrance opened via snake talk. Narcissus 2.0 tries to turn on them because he's a fraud, when he's hit with a forget spell and has no idea who he is, then Baby Boi and Ronny are separated so Baby Boi has to go on alone.
Baby Boi finds Underrated Character #2 dying, and the projection of a memory of young No-Nose, who's been the one behind all of this, possessing Underrated Character #2 for the material stuff. He sets the Big Snake after Baby Boi, who, helped by Phoenix with the beat up hat which Baby Boi draws the Griffin sword from, defeats the Big Snake but is stabbed in the arm via venomous fang. Young No-Nose brags that Baby Boi can't stop him, when Baby Boi grabs the fang out of his arm and stabs the diary, which kills the projection of a memory. Then, just when we all think Baby Boi is gonna die, Phoenix cries over the wound and it heals, then Baby Boi and Underrated Character #2 plus Phoenix, beat up hat, and sword go to Ronny, who has opened up a passage to get to Baby Boi and is taking care of Narcissus 2.0.
Ends with everyone back to being alive/not petrified, Old Wizard Mentor(tm) explains that the sword can only be drawn by a true Griffin, and Tall Boi is released from Wizard Prison (which is super inhumane but the wizards don't care about that).
End of Book Two, Baby Boi and the Cave of Snakes.
Stay safe kiddos and remember to stab evil diaries with the fang that's killing you!
Love you all <3<3<3
~Ink
