Just let me understand you || Tsukishima Kei Story

You guys can use google translate for this one, I'm not helping

Y/n's pov

"That was the best sleep of my life," I mumble opening my eyes.

I highly recommend sleeping on a mattress out on the balcony, very good.

"Yeah, that was the best," Kasumi says uncovering her head. "We should do this all the time."

"How did you sleep Kei?" I ask.

"Considering you were lying on top of my chest the whole night, and Kasumi somehow managed to crawl under my legs at some point," he pauses. "I slept surprisingly well."

"It's because you love us," Kasumi says. "And you were so so happy to know that neither of us fell off the balcony while you were sleeping."

"Yeah," I say. "Kei loves us, don't you Kei?"

"No, I hate you both," he says. "I'm all hot and sweaty now because I had no personal space all night."

"You don't even like personal space," I say. "So your statement is null."

"Wow, didn't know that you knew what that word meant," he says.

"I'm not stupid, I know two languages," I say. "And I went to university in a different country, I'm smart."

"I know three languages," he says. "You have the mind of a four-year-old.

"As a four-year-old, I'm offended," Kasumi says.

"What other language do you know?" I ask. "Tell me, I thought you only knew Japanese and English."

"I took french for extra credit," he says.

"Wow, mister language of over here," I laugh. "Say something in french."

"Je t'aime," he says.

"What's that mean?" I ask. "Good or bad?"

"It means you're ugly," he snorts.

"Say something else," I say. "Please."

"Je veux être avec toi pour toujours," he laughs.

"Was that mean?" I question. "Are you insulting me in French? Because you know that I prefer direct insults."

"I said if you don't get off of my, I'll push you off the balcony," he says.

"You're a hoe," I say. "Hoe is Japanese for Kei."

"I can say hoe because it's a gardening tool," Kasumi says. "So it's not bad."

"Lovely," I say.

"I have to get up now," Kei says. "I need you guys to move."

"No," Kasumi says. "I don't want to."

"Neither do I," I say. "We're having family time, don't look depressed."

"I have to make you guys food before you get angry," he says. "Move."

"Order in shawarma," I say handing him my phone.

"Were not having shawarma for breakfast," he says.

"Yes, I want that," Kasumi says. "Shamara?"

"Shawarma," I say.

"I said it the way I said it," Kasumi says. "My word is absolute because I'm a baddie."

"She's just like you," Kei snickers. "Just like you, except less annoying."

"Wooooow," I say. "I'm never giving you away again."

"Yes you will," he says. "I know you like it."

"I'm jumping off the balcony now," I say sitting up. "Goodbye."

"It's not like I was lying," he says pulling me back onto the bed. "And do you want fries with your food?"

I took a 30-minute break from school work to write this, I'm still at the library smh.

-Crouton