My countryhuman short stories!

Not a people person.

North really didn't want to be here, it was killing him, he turned to face his brother. "Why am I here again South?" South smiled and rolled his eyes "You need to get out of that hermit house of yours and talk to others and maybe lighten up some. It's a party, everyone is here! Even Soviet." North sighed "That's because he has to be here and I DON'T. Also South the reason I'm a "hermit" as you say is because I'm NOT a people person!" "OH come on! If you really don't like it just hang out next to the damn punch bowl!!" South said before running into the party house to conversate with their companions.

I rolled my eyes, I'm stuck because I can't drive!! Even if I could, South has the car keys.... Sooo I might as well just take his advice and stand next to the punch bowl ugh..... I walked in and just kinda set up myself, a few other countries were doing the same thing, but they were still chatting with each other except one he was over in the corner and a lot of people were avoiding him. His flag was a blue cross? On a white background, he was wearing some pretty heavy clothes, like I mean full-on winter gear in summer!! I mean I would die if I wore that! Also, he's wearing one of those beanie hats with the pom-poms and side flaps, HOW THE HELL IS HE LOOKING SO FUCKING THREATENING IN THAT THING!?

My curiosity dragged me over to him, he looked kinda familiar mhe probably saw him at one of the CH meetings that would make sense. Welp, I'm standing right next to him now and holy shit he's tall!! I mean, the only reason I couldn't see it originally was because he's leaning up against the wall, but now that I'm right here. I can absolutely see it now: he's tall, thin, but has a muscular frame. OH, fuck he's built like a thinner Soviet! HE LOOKED OVER AT ME!! HE REALIZED I WAS STARING!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!! WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?? His icy, cold, blue, eyes are staring me down! I swear he's staring past me into my fucking soul! What the hell do I do?????? "Go. Away." he said, through his thick, deep, hot...... NO NO NO NO NO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?!?! OK, just find South, just find South! I looked around to find my brother. I need my brother, where is my brother!?

I found him talking to Germany, grabbed him "We need to leave now South!" South looked just so confused "North what?" "We need to leave!" "What why? Why do we need to leave?" "STOP, asking questions." "God, North really, why are you so pushy? You seemed to be fine for the first hour?" "South!" South started looking around only those who were close and wanted to listen in were paying attention. "Ok.... How about we go out to the car and have a quick conversation." North just dragged South out and to the car and as soon as his brother unlocked the door North got in the car immediately.

"Ok North care to explain what was happening in there that made you want to leave so bad?" "I...Who...you need to tell me someone's name." "Um ok, whos?" North looked down at the car mat "His flag has a blue cross on a white background and he is rather tall with a very thick accent that I couldn't really pinpoint where he was from. He was leaning up against the wall in the corner of the room and everyone was avoiding him. Who is he and why was everyone avoiding him?" South looked like he was trying to recall the name of the man I had just described.

"Was he wearing winter clothes and one of those beanie hats with pom-poms and side flaps?" North nodded "Oh then that's one of the Nordic siblings his name is Finland he shares a border with his brother Sweden and his hated enemy Soviet." The silence between the two grew louder? Grew larger? engulfing the too of them till South broke the silence "So why did you want to know his na oh wait was he the reason you wanted to leave the party did he scare you?~" "NO!" South giggled "HE DID!" "NO!" "DID" "NO!" "DID, DID, DID" "NO HE DIDN'T I...... never mine" South perked up "You did what?! OH did you try to talk to him!?" North got extremely embarrassed

"Yes.........kinda" he said in an extremely soft and shy voice and South smiled "What do you mean by kinda?" North got quieter and looked down again "I walked over to him and...more....stared at him... then talking to him" South nodded "But why did you leave? You can take anything he throws at you." "Not his accent." South's eyes widened and his face turned into pure supersize "North do you, do you.... Like him?" "NO THERE'S NO WAY! IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!" "North, what was the first thing you thought when he talked?'' "he said. Go. Away so I left." "But what did you think?" North rolled his eyes "I thought he was insane for wearing winter clothes in summer and questioning how the hell he looked threatening in the beanie pom-pom hat."