Sov: Minding his own damn business.
Third: Walks over and puts a hand on his head. "Fluff."
Sov: Looks at him in sheer utter confusion.
Third: Stares with a blank face.
Sov: "Are...are you challenging me?"
Third: "Am I? If sounds like a challenge, feels like a challenge, smells like a challenge, and tastes like a challenge; it's not a challenge. you're overreacting and need to calm down."
Sov: ??????????????
Third: Continues to stare at him.
Sov: "Who are you and what have you done with Third Reich?"
Third: "Eh, someone's nightmare creature. and I sold him on the black market for ten bucks. it was really easy."
Sov: "Why are you like this?"
Third: "That is a bold question. I commemorate your bravery."
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Papal: "Hay Vatie, come here!"
Vatican: "Why? I'm busy."
Papal: "Your paperwork can wait! come here"
Vatican: walks into his brother's room
Papal: *video up at the top* "Look, it's this entire fucking town, including you. I found your anthem."
Vatican: "Brother....why?????"
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My countryhuman short stories!
RandomSoo my description vanished on me ha jokes on it! *Writes new one* Basically what it says on the title this is my countryhuman storys that aren't book's each story is normally its own self contained story unless it says otherwise. There's good ones...
