Soo my description vanished on me ha jokes on it! *Writes new one* Basically what it says on the title this is my countryhuman storys that aren't book's each story is normally its own self contained story unless it says otherwise. There's good ones...
"I was just sitting there humming the chromatic scales till it somehow turned into the end of a song I knew a little too well my anthem then it turned into the beginning part of Soviet anthem! Then I just started randomly jumping between anthems. So that's what I'm probably going to be stuck humming the rest of the day. Britain tapped my shoulder "America stop humming."
So I did... For about six seconds till I randomly started doing it again I also started to tap along with my foot. I was loud and obnoxious to most flags like all the time. Then I'd randomly crash and having no energy for approximately an hour. Then I'll have all the energy in the world again. What is even more annoying is that I don't even know when I'm going to crash it just happens. Oh, hay what the fuck is that???
I walk over behind NK and go "What's that??" He freaks the fuck out, I freak the fuck out then he goes "America!! You can't just walk up behind someone like that!!" And I just go "Mmmhum, what's that??" I again point like I have little T-rex arms NK looks at what he was holding. "What do you mean what is it??" I look at it.
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"Well, it looks like an odd car key." He look at me as if I'm stupid! Which I am so I kinda don't blame them! I release there's something on the bigger part uɐdɐſ? "NA? Da... Oh, wait it's upside down!" I flip it up to look at it correctly and squint at the odd tiny words again "JAP/ OH JAPAN! I'm dumb! Still, what is it?" China finely stepped in and saved me from well me. "It's a headphone adapter... America.." He said and I just blinked. "Oh... I thought it was some new car key design those things are getting really weird." NK facepalmed himself. "I refuse to live in a reality where you can make the deadliest weapon on earth! Like it's a price of cake, BUT thought a HEADPHONE JACK ADAPTOR WAS A TYPE OF CAR KEY!!! Why are you like this!?!"
I just happily replied with! "Because we're Delta Air Lines and life is a fucking nightmare!" China just stared at me and went "No, just, no." And walked away and NK spoke back up again. "Why are you so... You???" I smiled and said! "Trust me I ask myself that question every day! It's because I'm me! And I don't work right but whoever has? Normally is a lie!!!!!!" He and he pitched his eyebrow gap, shook his head, and walked off! Then I walk off to find my bitter enemy for cuddles! YOU!"
America said finally checking a breath from the story he'd been telling Soviet as he was laying on his lap. Soviet chuckled as he asked "What do you run off of America?" Getting a snicker out of America. "The souls of the Innocent." Soviet started dying. "Memes?" America shook his head. "Oh you wanted a serious answer!?" America then started laughing more. "Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh what I run off of? Can you rephrase that?" Soviet nodded and played with his hear.
"Where do you get your near constant energy? Caffeine? Drugs?" America cut him off. "Ohhhhh! I get it now. Well mainly I run off of my never-ending energy supplied to me by my slightly incorrectly wired brain!" Soviet nodded. "And besides, I don't do drugs. That sugar/caffeine does not affect my energy levels. Probably because I'm already too wired for it to do anything." America finished answering.
He then chuckled. "Sometimes I wonder how I lost to you." America chuckled. "I'M SUPRISED I'M STILL ALIVE!" Soviet tilted his head at that remark. "And why is that Ame?" America laughed. "I'm a chaotic dumbass! Also, No self-respecting idiot should have ever given me a BIG, SHINY, RED, EXTENSION button! Because for the life of me, it looks far too much like the 'That was easy button.' Ok!"
Soviet just looked horrified ask. "How many times did you press it???" America then scoffed. "I have more self-control than that Soviet!!" Soviet started at Ame. "How many times?" Ame look down. "Hay.... it was disabled..." Soviet once again he asked "How many times?" America mumbled "Soo many times.." Sov shook his head. "You're a child America.." America chuckled "You're right but at least I'm fun! And also I'm your idiot."
America then booped Soviet's noise. "Can we get food?" He asked in a pleading tone to the big bear. Soviet snickered. "Of course let's go."
