My countryhuman short stories!

Messing with people gone wrong.

     "Hey Soviet, I wanna show you something~," America said sliding up next to him as he was talking to the other Communist countries in his social circle, "I don't want to see your stupid country you capitalist fuck." Soviet said pushing America off of him as the others gag or roll their eyes. "One rude two whoever said that's what I wanted to show you~," America said with a nug and Soviet's response was absolutely not what America would expect, "I don't want to see your dick but you really seem to want to see mine~" America boke at that Did.. Did Soviet just flirt back?! HE'S NEVER Flirted back!! Holy Shit! Holy shit! As America stood frozen there trying to comprehend that Soviet flirted back.

      Soviet looked at the others, "Did we just brake him?" He stated in confusion and China just started giggling, "How about we see what we can do wail he's like this?" The others giggled and nodded as Soviet walked behind America, "Trying to comprehend what it would be like underneath me America~" At that America's face lost all color except red, and North Korea started just dying from laughter, "OH LOOK AMERICA CAN TURN COMMUNIST!!" The others laughed as well and America's gey-struck brain was panickily switching between IS SOVIET GEY!?! And No he's doing this to mess with you!

     Then Soviet jokingly started playing with America's wings and all of them just saw America melt. America on the other hand boke all the way to Saturday night. "Did anyone else see America calm intently down or was that just me?" Angola said with some confusion. "I think we all saw it." China said Soviet coughed, "You think that's weird he's physically leaning on me.... What does the bitch think I won't drop him? because totally would." America wasn't registering anything they were saying as he was lost in the bliss of someone assentingly giving him a whole bunch of free Harwin mixed with a hand job! Soviet keep rubbing and watched America just fall asleep in his hands... "Did we just find America's off switch?" Soviet said with a bit of a chuckle. "Apparently. Hey stop playing with his wings and see if he wakes up." China said and Soviet did so and in a minute America stopped slouching and started looking around, "Wha??" The birdo said in pure confusion about why he was suddenly yanked out of his very blissful state of mind.. And the Commis started losing their minds America turn around only to be met with Soviet's chest right in his face....

      "Never do that again," America said once he released what happened. "Oh why not YOU seemed to enjoy it~" Soviet snickered. "I did but that doesn't mean that that's a good thing to do! Look just.. Don't fucking do it unless you wanna Fuck my ass or marry me!" Soviet and all the others were confused and didn't have time to ask what America meant before he walked off. "Sooo does anyone know what he meant by that?" All of them shook their heads no. "Alight time to ask Egypt then," Soviet said and all of them poked their heads into Egypt's office. "Hey, Egypt?" Soviet said and Egypt turned around and sighed, "What did you guys do?" China cleared his throat, "Well we were actually curious about something America said." Egypt raises her eyebrow, "And what did he say?" Soviet shrugged, "Well we managed to break America, and in this state, we wanted to see what we could do to him soo I started petting his wings.." Egypt shot up from her seat, "YOU DID WHAT?!"

     Soviet got uncomfortable, "I played around with his wings since he never liked anyone touching them!" Egypt rolled her eyes, "That's for a good reason dumb ass! Wing play is saved for the bird's companion ONLY!" They looked between each other.. "Why?" Soviet asked and Egypt sighed, "You essentially gave the man a drug trip with a hand job you dumb ass. And before you say anything! Rubbing a bird's wings is one of the main ways of stress relief and physical pain!! You basically just helped the man destress and take his mind off of any pain he might have been having you doofus." That actually caused Soviet kinda gagged thinking about America getting pleaser from that in a sexual way, "And the sex part?" Egypt shrugged, "It's a fun and quick way are partners can turn us on." And with that, the Commis agreed to not do that again.