My countryhuman short stories!

6 am party pick up. AAU #6

NK's pov:

I woke up by the ringing of my phone it was Lost boy- by Ruth b the ring tone I set for my sibling. So I rolled over on the couch and picked up my phone and answered it. "Hello??" I say still rather tired. "HEY!" I pulled the phone away from my face and decided to look at the time. "South..... it's like... 6 am what do you want??" I could hear South breath in and then go. "Welllll..." I rolled my eyes. "What have you done?" Then I heard Thailand and Sweden in the background and rather loud music. "Are you guys at a party?"

I heard South giggle "Yeah we're at an EDM rave party!" I sigh and then quickly ask. "Ok, I've got two questions. What are you today and why exactly are you calling me?" I could feel South smile as they answer me. "He and we need you to teleport us back to my house we're a little too buzzed to use magic!" I sigh, "Ok brother, but where are you?" I heard him hum and he yelled out to the other two people with him. "Where are we??" And Sweden yelled back with. "IDK! NEITHER OF US DO!" I rolled my eyes. "Ok turn on your phone's tracker. I'll look on mine and I'll find you doing that." He yelled "OK!" I check my phone and realize my brother was on the other side of the world in... Oh, come on. "You in Japan.." I heard him go "Really? This is our 5th party."

"Ok, I'll come to get you all." He squealed. "THANK YOU, BROTHER!!" And then he hung up. "Why....." I stood up and walked to the bathroom to change my clothes. I just can't believe he's been blindingly partying... No, wait I can believe that. I hear the front door open. "Good timing Fin! I'm just about to leave!" ......After a couple of minutes, I didn't get an answer, but I could still hear footsteps. Please tell me that some fucking idiot isn't trying to rob us. I walked out of the bathroom to see Finland on the floor bleeding from his head... Wait... Then who's footsteps were those?? Then I realized it was our neighbor next door and I could hear them because the door open.

Then.. wait... HOLY SHIT! Finland is out cold on the floor bleeding from his head! I ran over to help him up off the ground and dragged his ass over to his chair. Then I started to check the wound on his head... I move his hair and check. It was a fucking scab he had picked at... God damn it! Is this day trying to give me a fucking heart attack! I stood back up and looked at my brother's locations one last time before I teleported. When I did I ended up right in front of him and his little group. "Ok, you three ready to go?" I could tell the three of them had good drunker in the time I was doing everything else.

They nodded and I made sure all of them were not going to vomit then I teleported. We were in the living room of my brother's house and I put Thai and Swed on the couch and my brother on the chair. Then left and when I got home I saw Fin standing in the kitchen eating his instant noodles. "Morning bitch." Fin looked at me confused. "You're never up this early. And you sound kinda pissed so what's up?" I rolled my eyes. "Well if you're wondering. South called me to pick up him and his little group. And I'm getting dressed hear you come in and then after you don't answer after a couple of minutes I walk out of the bathroom to find. Your ass is out cold on the floor bleeding from your head and I still hear footsteps that sound like they're in our apartment. But NO! It's our neighbor's next door!! So then I worry about your ass! Because well you're still bleeding from your head on the floor so I drag your ass to the chair to check your head. You wanna know what it was? You wanna know what it was!? A fucking scab you picked bleeding! So, yeah, this whole day has been trying to give me a heart attack and it's only 7 ish! So yeah I'm going to go get high now so bye!" I said as I flopped onto the couch.