Wisp: Why are Scott and Jimmy sitting with their backs to each other?
Hbomb: They had a fight.
Wisp: Then why are they holding hands?
Hbomb: They get sad when they fight.
Scott: I just ended a four year relationship.
Jimmy: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Scott: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Wisp and Hbomb fighting from across the room*
Scott, banging on the door: Jimmy! Open up!
Jimmy: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Wisp: No, they meant-
Hbomb: Let them finish.
Scott: Jimmy, I'm sad.
Jimmy: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Wisp: Hbomb, I'm sad.
Hbomb, nodding: mood.
Scott: Listen, I can explain...
Jimmy: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Wisp: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Hbomb: You guys are getting paid?
Scott: Wake me up…
Jimmy: Before you go go!
Wisp: When September ends…
Hbomb: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Scott: Shit.
Jimmy: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Wisp: OH MY GOD HBOMB FELL OFF!!!
Scott: Am I going too far?
Jimmy: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Scott: Jimmy...
Jimmy: Oh no, 'Jimmy' in b-flat.
Jimmy: You're disappointed.
Scott: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Wisp: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Scott: I made tea.
Wisp: I don’t want tea.
Scott: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Wisp: Then why are you telling me?
Scott: It is a conversation starter.
Wisp: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Scott: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Scott: Can you keep a secret?
Wisp: Do you know anything about my life?
Scott: No I do not. Good point.
Scott: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Hbomb: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Hbomb: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Scott: Alright, what's 30x17?
Hbomb: 47
Scott: That's not even close.
Hbomb: But it was fast.
Hbomb: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Scott: You would eat yourself?
Hbomb: I wouldn’t even question it.
Jimmy: A theif.
Wisp: Thief?
Jimmy: Theif.
Wisp: I before E, except after C.
Jimmy: Thceif.
Jimmy: No.
Jimmy: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Wisp: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Jimmy: Death is a social construct.
Jimmy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Wisp: You're like 15 years old
Jimmy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
Jimmy: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Hbomb: Wednesay
Jimmy: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
Jimmy, tending to Hbomb's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Hbomb: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Jimmy: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Hbomb: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Wisp: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Hbomb: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
Wisp: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Jimmy: Mind your language!
Wisp: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Jimmy:
Wisp: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Wisp: Top 30 reasons why Wisp is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Hbomb: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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MCYT Oneshots (Mostly Tommyinnit Centric, Maybe Other Fandoms)
FanfictionYo, here we go. Cross posted on Ao3, where I am ServerNotFound. If you want a better description on each chapter, then check Ao3, before there's a summary for each chapter there. Cover not mine Enjoy!
