My Random Book Part 2!

Random Thing!

Hey guys! Yesterday I watched a girl watched The Lego Movie and when it got to the part where Emmet first saw Lucy and fell in love and holding the 'You', going 'Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~' LOL! While a smile tugged at my lips because this is my favorite part, the girl said 'She's not even that fit. Come on man/Emmet(I don't know if she said 'Man' or Emmet's name)get some standards. Like why doesn't she have a nose? That's rude of me, no one has a nose.(She meant Lego Minifigures)unrealistic expectations.' I have A LOT of things to say to that! Unrealistic expectations, that's a lyric in Everything's Not Awesome from The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part. ANYWAY! First of all, if Emmet heard what you said, he would walk up to you and slap you across the face! Just kidding! Emmet wouldn't do that! He wouldn't even hurt a fly! He would just stand up for Lucy, speak up for her and say 'Whoa! Hey! Lucy is the most spectacularly gorgeous girl I have ever seen' and Lucy would smile at Emmet's kind words. Second of all, 'She's not even that fit?' Come ON girl, Lucy has an HOURGLASS FIGURE! Third of all, 'She's not even that fit. Come on man, get some standards?' Oh. My. God. That was SO mean and rude! Ever wonder WHY Lucy is so insecure? Probably because she's heard the exact same BS that came out of ya stupid mouth! Come ON girl, cut the poor girl(Lucy) some slack! Why do they have to roast her(Lucy) so much?! Why do they keep roasting her(Lucy)?! Fourth of all, yeah of COURSE she doesn't have a nose! EVERY. SINGLE. LEGO. MINIFIGURE. DOES. NOT. HAVE. A. NOSE! Or maybe they do but it's just invisible. Just like Flynn/Eugene from Disney Tangled, Emmet has a wanted poster too but unlike Flynn/Eugene they don't have to worry about getting Emmet's nose right because either he doesn't have one or he does but it's just invisible. If it was visible they would probably not get it right just like Flynn/Eugene because they're the bad guys. It would be like this:

Emmet and Wyldstyle/Lucy are running from Bad Cop and his robot police force. Emmet stops by a tree to catch his breath. On the tree is a wanted poster of Wyldstyle/Lucy and a wanted poster of Emmet. He and Wyldstyle/Lucy both have their own wanted poster. Emmet looks at the tree and gasps.

Emmet:"Huh?"

Emmet pulls his poster off the tree, and stares at it in his hands.

Emmet:"Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. This is bad. This is very, very bad. This is really bad!"

Wyldstyle/Lucy is hunched over, hands on her knees, trying to catch her breath. She stares at Emmet with a confused but curious looks.

Emmet shows his poster to Wyldstyle/Lucy, which reveals Emmet's nose on the poster being wrong.

Emmet:"They just can't get my nose right!"

Wyldstyle/Lucy stands up, an annoyed look on her face.

Wyldstyle/Lucy:(Annoyed tone)"Who cares?"

Emmet:"Well, that's easy for you to say!(looks at Wyldstyle/Lucy's picture on the tree)You look amazing!(in a dreamy tone)And...and beautiful."

Wyldstyle/Lucy-who has her arms crossed over her chest-blushes at Emmet's statement.

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"S-shut up, Emmet!" She blushed.

Emmet turns to look at Wyldstyle/Lucy. 

Emmet:"But you are beautiful, Wyldstyle.(serious look in his eyes)Very beautiful."

Wyldstyle/Lucy blushes even harder, her face red as a tomato.

Later at the saloon

One of the cowboys walk up to Emmet with a wanted poster of Emmet, the cowboys finger covering Emmet's nose.

Cowboy #1:(To Emmet, pointing to the picture)"Is this you?"

Emmet looks at the poster, moves the cowboy's finger out of the way, revealing Emmet's nose looking very big.