My Random Book Part 2!

Pants!

Hank is not wearing any pants.

Max:"Kay, what horror movie is this?"

Phoebe:"You caused this, Max. Because you didn't confess about being the vandil,(Says something I can't remember)Now Wong is Crime Punchers Captain, and dad's humilated and...for some reason he can't wear pants."

Max:"What have I done? This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen...hit record, Phoebe."

Later

Barb:"Hank, we're outside. Will you put some pants on?"

Hank:"The neighbors have already seen my shame."

Phoebe:"Good. You're all here. Max, come on out."

Barb:"Max, what are you doing outside? You're supposed to be grounded."

Max:"And grown men are supposed to wear pants."

Hank:"Pants are for captains."

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Jasper:"Hello Mr.Hart!"

Jake:"I can't talk! I've got cheesemilk on my pants!"

Jasper:"Been there."

Later

Jake:"Well, I'm completely out of pants."

Jasper:"Been there."

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Bose:"Hey, I'm already great at lying. Watch. I am so wearing pants right now!"

Miles:"Bose, are you not wearing pants right now?"

Bose:"Not important! But what IS important is that I'm taking Schwoz's Hey Horn!"

Later

Mika:"Are you wearing a shirt for pants?"

Bose:"Yes!"

Later

Crank:"If it's okay with you, I'm gonna go back to breaking my grandpa out of prison now."

Ray:"No!"

Mika:"Yeah no! Cause we're gonna stop you!"

Ray:"Uh, I'm gonna stop them actually because I'm the superhero."

Miles:"Yeah, a superhero who's been lying to us for a week."

Mika:"There hasn't been a(air quotes)'Crime Drought.'"

Chapa:"You've just been telling us that so you'd fight crime, by yourself!"

Ray:"Yeah, you've bet I've been lying to you!(points to Chapa and Miles)Cause you two can't control your powers!(points to Mika)You don't even have one yet!(points to Bose)And you...you wear shirts for pants!"

Bose:"They're called 'Shants'."

Chapa mouths 'Shants' and shakes her head with a smile.

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Officer Walnut:(Or Officer Didi, I can't remember)"Which one you is the real Captain Man?"

Ray:"Only one of us is wearing pants!"

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President Business:"Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions(whispers)or you'll be put to sleep(normal voice)And don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week! That's the day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day, everybody!"

Emmet:"You have a great day too, President Business! Man! He's such a cool guy! I always wanna hear more of--wait, did he say put to sleep?!"

Before Emmet can ponder this, he is distracted by a commercial of his favorite TV show.

Tv Announcer:"Tonight on 'Where Are My Pants?'"

Where Are My Pants Guy:"Honey, where are my paaaaaants?"

Emmet laughs so hard he falls off the couch.

Emmet:"Oof! What was I just thinking?(Cutely smiles)I don't care."

Later

Construction Worker:"Did you see 'Where Are My Pants?' last night? Honey..."

Construction Worker and everyone else:"Where are my pants?"

Emmet:(Chuckles)"Classic episode."

Later

Where Are My Pants Guy:"Honey, where are my paaaaaants?"

President Business:"And cut! Hilarious! That never gets old!"

Where Are My Pants Guy:"It does not."

Later

Where Are My Pants Guy:"Honey, where are my paaaaaants?---"

Unikitty:"H!"

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Hey, guess what? Found your pants. Series is over."

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Finn's Dad:"Honey, where are my pants?"

Now we know where Finn got the idea for the TV show he made up!