The Regular Show X Reader

Rigby's Body

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are at the Snack Bar. Mordecai, looking bored, sighs. "Augh, this sucks." He said. "Agreed." (Y/n) said, also bored. "What's that supposed to mean?" Rigby asked. "It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, I get to pick. Why did you pick the Snack Bar?! This is like the worst job at the park, dude!" (Y/n) said. "I think it's the funniest job at the park." Rigby said. "You don't really think that. You just don't want to admit that you're wrong." Mordecai said. "Like always." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "Why would I admit something that I'm not?" Rigby asked. "Dude, seriously, this is more boring than watching you trying to read a children's book." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Is it more boring than your faces?" Rigby snapped.

"I don't know. Is it more boring than my fist in your face?" Mordecai snapped. "Is it more boring than my fist in your face, You turd!" Rigby shouted. "You're a turd!" Mordecai said. "No, you're a turd!" Rigby said. "You're both turds!" (Y/n) shouted. The trio start fighting. "You're the turd!" Pops appears. "(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can all be turds." Pops said. (Y/n) chuckled as she, Mordecai and Rigby dust themselves off. "Oh, hey, Pops." They said. "So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks?" Pops asked. "It's awesome." Rigby said. "I think I'd rather be the guardian of something else." (Y/n) said. "This place is lame." Mordecai said.

The trio start fighting again. "But, (Y/n), Mordecai, don't you like eating snacks for free?" Pops asked. "What?" Mordecai asked. "When I work here, all the snacks are free! Ta ta." Pops walks away. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look at each other for a moment, then duck down under the counter, shoveling doughnuts into their mouths. "I guess this means I was right about the Snack Bar." Rigby said. "Yeaa-uhh!" Mordecai said. The trio eat a variety of snacks. At the end, the Snack Bar is a mess, and (Y/n),

Mordecai and Rigby are sick from overeating. "I need to eat something healthy, like a salad or something." Mordecai said. "I know, my stomach's killing me." (Y/n) said as she rubbed her stomach. "What? Are you kidding? Dudes, all these snacks are free, dudes." Rigby stops himself from vomiting. "Trust me. If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time." Rigby said. "Uh... okay, I may be no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "She's right, Dude, quit being a loser." Mordecai said. " Loser?! I don't know that I want to listen to the guy who was wrong about the Snack Bar being cool. No, I think I'd rather listen to the guy who's right all the time. ME." Rigby holds up a fried soda cup and takes a bite out of it.

Mordecai and (Y/n) both flinch back in disgust. "Augh! Sick!" Mordecai said. "I think I'm gonna throw up." (Y/n) said as she turns away. "Hmm. Hmm." Rigby grimaces in pain as his stomach rumbles. Later at night, Mordecai is eating a salad while (Y/n) has some eggs. Mordecai takes a bite of the salad. "Ahh. I feel so much better." He said. "Same." (Y/n) said. Rigby is next to a blender with a doughnut, candy, and other junk food inside. "So do I." He starts the blender, grinding all the junk food into goop. He then proceeds to drink it, grimacing in pain again as his stomach rumbles. "Rigby, dude, you've gotta stop eating all that crap." (Y/n) said to him worriedly. "Dude, I'm telling you. If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you." Mordecai added. "Stop talking!" Rigby snapped.

"Whatever. We're just trying to help." The duo walk out of the kitchen. "Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. I showed them." Rigby puts another doughnut in his mouth. A split second later, Rigby is rolling on the floor, groaning in pain. "Why isn't more food working...?" He screams in pain, then picks up the doughnut next to him. "One more should do it..." He suddenly drops the doughnut as he loses control of his hands. "Huh?" Rigby's hands grab his face, pull him to his feet, and drag him around the room. He smashes into a wall, then falls over the fallen chair. His hands then pull really hard, causing his eyes to roll back into his head and glow. "What are you doing?!" His hands keep pulling,