(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost are setting up a party at the park. Mordecai plugs a microphone into the radio. (Song: Timmy's Birthday Rap)
♪Yeah
Set up the chairs and wipe off the tables
Plug in the mic, but don't trip on the cables
Blow up the balloons and blow out the candles
At stunt-themed parties you don't wanna wear sandals!
Check your invitation, Park's the location
When the clock strikes ten it's time for celebration
Timmy's birthday party, yo!
It's the big one, oh!
Timmy, Timmy Ti-Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Ti-Timmy
Timmy, Timmy, Ti-Ti-Ti Timmy!
Woooooooaaaaaaah!♪
(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby laugh. "Man, Timmy's so awesome." Rigby said. "I can't believe he's already turning ten." Fives said. "Seriously. We watched that kid grow up, bro." Muscle Man said. "We sure did." (Y/n) said.
(Flashback to Timmy's first birthday)
"Happy birthday, Timmy!" Everyone said. Timmy licks his cake, then he smothers his face in it. Everyone laughs. Timmy is at his pirate-themed party. He is standing on the plank. "Guys, guys! Check it out! I'm gonna walk the plank like a real pirate!" Timmy jumps off the plank into the ball pit . "Arrgh!" (Y/n), Rigby and Muscle Man share a laugh.
~Timmy's astronaut-themed party~
"And the winner of the astronaut ice cream-eating contest is....Timmy!" Benson said, and everyone cheers. Fives puts a spaceman hat on Timmy as everyone laughs. "You guys always make my birthdays the best!" Timmy said.
(Flashbacks end)
"Man, Timmy's parties just keep getting better every year." Rigby said. "I know, right?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah. We gotta make sure this stuntman party is the best one yet." Mordecai said. "What do you mean a real stuntman job? But it's a stuntman-themed party! What are we supposed to tell our client?! Well, you can say goodbye to your complimentary fountain sodas, and YOU'LL NEVER STUNT IN THIS PARK AGAIN, MR. HAZARD!" Benson hangs up and throws his phone in anger.
"Is everything okay, Benson?" (Y/n) asked with concern. "No, everything is not okay! The stuntman cancelled, and Timmy's party is ruined!" Benson shouted. "Are you serious?!" Mordecai asked. "But Timmy's counting on us!" Rigby shouted. "I know. But where am I supposed to find a stuntman this late in the game?" Benson asked. "Well, I might know a guy who...actually no. I don't know any stuntmen. Aah! You're losing it, Mitch!" Muscle Man shouted. "Wait, you don't know a guy? Well that's a first." (Y/n) said. "That's it! We have to cancel Timmy's party!" Benson said.
"What?! You can't!" (Y/n) shouted. "Do you have any better ideas?" Benson asked her. "Maybe one of us can do the stunt." Mordecai offered. "Yeah! Good idea, Mordecai!" (Y/n) said. "No, it has to be a licensed stuntman, (Y/n). Our insurance doesn't cover amateurs." Benson said. "Well, how hard is it to get a license?" Rigby asked. "Uh, I'm gonna go with, harder than you think, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "Exactly, it is! The success rate at Stuntman College is only 25%, and you guys aren't exactly stuntman or stuntwoman material." Benson said.
"But if it's 25%, then one of us should be able to do it, right?" Mordecai asked, causing Benson to turn red from anger. "You think you'll beat the odds like that in one day?" He asked. "If that's what it'll take to make Timmy happy, then we'll do it!" Muscle Man said. "Yeah!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah. It's the only chance we have." Rigby said. "We're done with all the party prep. I'll enroll us right now." (Y/n) said. "Okay, but one of you better come back with a stuntman or stuntwoman license,
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The Regular Show X Reader
FanfictionThree best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai, a brown raccoon named Rigby, and a chipmunk named (Y/n) work as groundskeepers at a park, spending their days trying to entertain themselves (occasionally by perfecting useless skills during work hours...
