The Regular Show X Reader

Meteor Moves

At the Coffee Shop, (Y/n), Margaret, Sam, Mordecai and Rigby are laughing. Mordecai is telling a story about Skips defeating monsters... as usual. "And so Skips goes, "if you make me fight one of those things again, you better hope it kills me." All five laugh. "Nice one." Margaret said. Then Eileen comes running in from another room. "Guys, guys! You ready for tonight?" She asked. "What's tonight?" (Y/n) asked. "The meteor shower! I sent you guys like 5 texts about it." Eileen said, and (Y/n) reads the messages on her phone. "Oh, yeah, once in a lifetime meteor shower." (Y/n) said. "What's the big deal about this one again?" Rigby asked. "Uh, maybe that it's a once in a lifetime shower like I just said?" (Y/n) asked, and Eileen snickers. "The meteors fly much closer due to the tragic deterioration of our region's ozone layer." She said. "Nice, that sounds awesome." Rigby said. "The peak of the meteors shower is at midnight tonight, I know a great place where we could watch: Lookout Mountain." Eileen said.

"Oh, you mean Make-out Mountain; I've totally been there." Sam said. "Uhhh..." Mordecai and Rigby blush a bit from the name. "Uhhh, Make-out Mountain? Sounds like a great spot; count me in." Mordecai said nervously. Rigby's eyes darted to (Y/n) for a split second before quickly looking away, but Sam noticed. "Uh... sure... me too." Rigby said, he sounded kind of nervous about it too and Sam smirks as he knew the reason. "Haha, are you sure you won't be scared, Mordecai and Rigby? Up on a mountain top in the dark." Sam asked teasingly. "No, what's there to be scared of, a bunch of people sitting in their cars making out. Why would I be scared of that?" Mordecai asked. "Pfft, yeah that's ridiculous." Rigby agrees.

"Well, we gotta get back to work." Eileen said. "Yeah, see you there, dudes." Sam said. "Friend zone." Rigby teased (Y/n). "What, no way." She replied. "He called you dude, dude. That says it all." Rigby said. "So? You guys call me dude all the time too." (Y/n) said. "But we're your friends though." Mordecai said. "And so is Sam." (Y/n) points out, and Rigby face palms. "That's my whole point, (Y/n)! He's your friend. And he's never going to be anything more to you, than that!" He shouted. "Hell, I bet the two of you have never even kissed before!" Rigby snapped. "Rigby!" Mordecai scolded angrily, glaring at the raccoon. "What? It's true, is it not? Have you two ever kissed before, (Y/n)?" Rigby asked. "I..." she stops to think about what he said and sighs. "No, I haven't." She said, and Rigby smirks, which pissed her off. "He probably thinks that you're not even into him." Rigby said. "Ugh! Why am I even talking to you about this?" (Y/n) asked angrily.

"Come on, it's easy! Just go," Rigby starts imitating Sam and (Y/n) using his hands. "Sam sorry I've been a wuss about kissing you", and he'll be all "That's okay, (Y/n), I'm way into losers", and then you'll be all" Rigby starts making kissing noises until Mordecai punches him. "Ow!" He shouted. "Knock it off!" He shouted. "Come on! I'm just trying to keep her out of the friend zone, man." Rigby said. "Rigby quit it!" Mordecai shouted angrily. "There is no friend zone, I'm gonna kiss Sam tonight, and its gonna be awesome." (Y/n) snapped. Unknowingly to them, Sam had overheard the conversation, and smirks as a plan formed. Later, (Y/n), Sam, Mordecai, Margaret, Rigby, and Eileen are in the car. Mordecai and Rigby are singing a rap about the meteor shower. "Look up, what's that way up high, shooting stars in the sky, sailing up high." Mordecai sung. "There's no denying." (Y/n) rapped. "Psh!" Mordecai said. "Let stars be shining." Rigby said. "Psh, psh!" Mordecai said. "As the heavens are aligning!" (Y/n) sung. "Shine, shine, shine! Shine, shine, sh-shimmey shine!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby sung together, and the gang laugh.

"That was awesome. You dudes should be in a band or something." Sam said, which makes the trio cringe as a they remembered that incident with their past selves. "We uh... we already tried that man, remember?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, didn't work out so well for us." Mordecai said. "What are you talking about? Everyone loved you guys." Sam said. "Yeah, but that was only because of our speech." Rigby said. "Yeah, must I remind you that we P-U stink?" (Y/n) asked, and Sam laughs. "If you're talking about your music then, I'm not sure. I never heard you guys actually play." Sam said. "Let's hope it stays that way." Rigby said, and Sam chuckles.