The Regular Show X Reader

Benson's Suit

At The Best Tailor in the World, a black SUV was parked in front of the store. Two men in black suits and sunglasses came out of the SUV before one of them opened the door for a third man, named Rich Steve. He blew a bubble from some bubblegum and snapped his fingers to have his sunglasses taken off. When the first bodyguard took Steve's sunglasses off, he snapped his fingers to spit his gum out on something. The second bodyguard pulled out a $100 bill and handed it to Rich Steve, which he spat his gum out on before the three men entered the tailor shop. "Shopkeep!" Rich snapped his fingers again to catch the tailor's attention. "Oh! Uh, Mr. Rich Steve, you're early. I thought we'd agreed that-" the tailor said. "Is it ready?" Rich asked.

"Uh, yes sir. I put the finishing touches on it just this morning." The tailor holds a remote. "Behold!" He pushed the button on the remote, which opened up a metal door in the ceiling before a black suit was being brought down on a wooden table by a metal claw. "Before you stands the greatest tailoring of all human history. Note the understated pinstriping, Brazilian Wandering Spider silk lining, and unprecedented two interior pockets. And of course, embedded military-graded weaponry, which allows the wearer to annihilate anything that stands in his way." He chuckles. "I think you'll find that this suit is certain to grant you the unconditional respect of your peers." He said. Rich rummages in his wallet. "You've done well, my friend.

And I treat my friends right." He stuck a bill in the tailor's shirt pocket, but when he took it out to observe the bill, it was only $10. "Um, sir... this is not the price we agreed upon." The tailor said. "Listen pal, I didn't get stupid rich by," he pokes the tailor's chest. "Paying people what I owed them." Rich said in annoyance. The tailor points at the suit. "This suit represents the apex of human ingenuity!" He crosses his arms. "If you won't pay what it's worth, I have many buyers who will!" He shouted. "Ohh, big mistake. Guards!" On command, the guards grabbed the tailor by the arms.

"Aah! You're not worthy of my creation!" The tailor shouted. "Ain't nobody gonna wear this suit but me! Hold this." Rich gives dynamite to the first guard. "And this." He gives the button to the second guard. When my new suit and I are at a safe distance away, blow this guy to smithereens." Rich said. "Uh... do we have to stay in here? Couldn't we just-" the second guard said. "Shut it! I'm not paying you to not blow yourselves up!" Then, with the new suit in his hands, Steve ran out of the tailor shop before it exploded in the distance behind him. "Father! Nooooo!!" The suit appeared to be self-aware as it freed itself from Rich Steve's grasp and escaped, the mannequin head falling off the suit.

"Come back here! Come back here! Guards, stop hi-" he realizes his guards were still in the tailor shop. "Oh, right." The suit kept running from Steve on the bridge, before it climbed on the rail and jumped off the bridge and into the water, much to Steve's chagrin. "You can't hide forever, suit! I paid $10 for you! I OWN YOU!" Later at the park, (Y/n), Benson and Skips were logging items in the Lost and Found box in the house. Benson pulls out a talking mounted fish. "One mounted fish." He said. Skips writes it down. "Got it." Skips said. Mordecai chuckles as he and Rigby walk in the living room. "Let's go borrow Benson's car and go to the mall." He said.

"Yeah, he won't care if we're gone all day." Rigby chuckles as they both leave. (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Morons." She said. "Aren't one of those morons your boyfriend now?" Benson asked, a smirk forming, and Skips chuckled. (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Shut up." She said. Benson then sighs. "What's the matter? I thought you loved logging the Lost and Found Items." Skips said. "No, I do. It's just... I feel like I've tried everything to get people to respect me. I tried screaming, yelling, furiously pointing; nothing works!" Benson said. "Have you tried just being nice for once?" (Y/n) asked, and Benson raises a disbelieving eyebrow at her. "(Y/n), being nice with these guys isn't going to work." Benson said. He sighs again. "Some life for a manager." He sees something in the box. "Huh? What's this?" The suit was in the Lost and Found box and Benson picked it up to look at it.