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Party Horse

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are standing in front of a burger truck. "Aw, yeah-uh, burgers for lunch!" Rigby said. "You get the portabella mushroom burger?" Mordecai asked. "You porto better believe it." "Ooohhhhhh!!!!" The trio said. "Order up." Gimelli said. "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" The trio said. They get their burgers. "Aw, yeah, this is gonna be good!" Rigby said. "Yeah, but I feel like we're forgetting something." Mordecai said.

"(Y/N), MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU FORGOT TO FILL THAT POTHOLE!" Benson points at a small pothole next to the burger truck's wheel. "Oh, yeah, that thing. Well, see, I think we'll work better if we take a quick snack break." (Y/n) said. "Look, we promise to do it right after." Rigby said. "NO! NO BURGERS! JUST FILL THE POTHOLE OR YOU'RE FIRED!" He walks away. "Classic Benson." (Y/n) said.

"Dudes, just one bite?" Mordecai  asked. "There's nothing on Earth that's gonna stop me from eating this burger." Rigby said. As they are about to eat, they see an anonymous object falling out of the sky and landing near the food truck, creating a larger hole. "Why am I not surprised?" (Y/n) asked. "Aw, man! Now the pothole's way bigger!" Mordecai said. They walk towards it and see an egg shaped spacecraft in the hole.

"Wooooooooaaaaahhh" the trio said. "Dudes, come on." (Y/n) said. They run towards it. Mordecai touches it and it slowly opens. "AH!" They shouted. The trio move towards the opening, but Confetti shoots out. "AAAHH!" The trio screams. A passed out horse is seen with a few empty soda cans. "What the-AH!" Rigby said. The horse falls out of the spacecraft. The horse slowly wakes up in the house and sees (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby standing there.

"Dudes, he's waking up." Rigby said. "What..what's going on? Who are you guys?" The horse asked. "We're (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, who are you?" Mordecai asked. "I'm Party Horse, and I like to paaaaaaaarrrrrrrtay! So, hey, uh, where am I?" He asked. "You're on Earth, dude." (Y/n) said. "Earth?! Wait, what country is this?!" The horse asked. "USA, man! Land of the free, home of the brave!" Rigby said.

"Well, somebody's patriotic." (Y/n) joked, and Rigby glares at her. "Ha ha." He said sarcastically. The horse gasps. He looks around and sees American objects, like a small Statue of Liberty, a book with Uncle Sam on the cover that states "I Want You To Save Big, All American Carpet,"  and a picture on the wall of George Washington. Party Horse starts to freak out. "AAHH! I REMEMBER NOW. AAHH!" He kicks the picture, causing it to fall down and break. "Dude!" (Y/n) scolded.

"Aww, man! Benson just hung that up!" Mordecai shouted. "I'm sorry! It's just, ugh, U.S. history is a touchy subject for me." Party Horse said. "Woah, they have U.S. history where you're from?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, that's why I'm here in the first place....Back on Party Horse Planet, partying wasn't just a hobby, it was a way of life." In a flashback,  Party Horse 42699 parties in a club with other Party Horses. "WOOOOOOHH!!" "Everyone partied nonstop, day and night, around the clock. It was the best, man." Party Horse 42699 is partying while doing daily activities, such as taking a shower, flipping food in the kitchen, and sleeping. "Until, we had to go to school." A group of Party Horses are now in class,

including Party Horse 42699. "AAAAUUUUUGGHH!" He then plays with his mouth out of boredom. "They said, like, in order to become legit Party Horses, we had to pass a U.S. history test." He said. "Party's over, because Professor Party Horse is out partying, I'm gonna have to give you this test." The principal said. Party Horse 42699 flips through pages in the test and sighs.

"UUUUUUGGGHHH!" He grabs his head, then raises his hoof. "Principal Party Horse?! Sir?!" He asked. "What is it, Party Horse 42699?" He replied. "Can I go to the bathroom? I promise I'll come right back, and take this test." Party Horse 42699 said. "Promise?" Principal Party Horse asked. Party Horse 42699 smiles. "Promise." Party Horse narrates again. "And then I totally BAILED!" Party Horse is now in his spacecraft, partying and drinking a soda. He finishes the soda and smashes the can with his head. "WOOOOOHH!!" The spacecraft disappears.