Chapter 72

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It's been 4 months and we still haven't made any progress. We even got the police involved & I hired a P.I to get more information on Chris and Logan. So far, no results. I decided that me giving Logan the cold shoulder wasn't gonna get me anywhere if I think she's keeping Lexi away from me. The crew and I thought it would be best if I got closer to her. I wanna do it mainly for Lexi, but also, she is pregnant. She claims it's mine. Do I believe her? Not really. But, if it is, I wanna be apart of my baby's life, just not Logan's. I gotta do what I gotta do though right?

Logan and I have gotten closer. I mean, I talk to her more and I'm nicer, but honestly, it's all just an act for me. Like I said, I gotta do what I gotta do.

Logan: Dan, wouldn't this look so cute in the nursery? *points to a crib*

Me: yeah. It would *smiles*

We were shopping for clothes for the baby, a boy btw, and things for the nursery. The joy. I don't even wanna be seen with this girl, yet I'm here shopping with her. I mean, yeah, it's for the baby, but still. I guess I just gotta suck it up...pause.

*Brandon P.O.V*

Yo yo yo it's ya boy Brandon. Yeah, I'm Chris' friend. I know y'all probably already don't like me buuuut idc! I'm here! Anyway, let me tell y'all a little info about me. So, you already know that my name's Brandon. I also go by the name "Oh So Fresh Breezy" "Brizzy B" or "Gangsta B" You see, I'm an unsigned rapper. These labels just don't understand my flow. & niggas is tryna make some money, you know? That's why I do what I do- along with the rapping. But I do other people's dirty business. Like Chris. I handle things for him. Things like what? Well, I can't tell you everything now can I? Nahhhh! So anyway, lemme entertain you with some of my rhymes. Nah, imma let you wait till I get down to the audition.

~Audition~

There were three judges. One of them looked like Simon. He spoke first.

Simon Twin(ST): um...Brandon right?

Me: yessir!

He asked me some questions about myself and I answered most of them truthfully. (Like America Idol)

Me: this one is real original. I wrote this one!

Randy look alike(RLA): okay then...go ahead. Whenever you're ready.

There was a woman in the middle but she wasn't sexy. Imma just call that one Paula's ugly sister. So, Paula's ugly sister was sitting in the middle smiling at me. Like umm...ew.

Me: *clears throat & takes a deep breath* I WANNA LAY YOU DOWN

This vanilla nigga, also known as Simon's Twin, interrupted me.

ST: excuse me!

I didn't stop. I kept going. I was really feelin it.

Me: W/ SOME OINTMENT! (Reggie Couz vine. If you have a vine and don't follow him, you really should! He's hilarious!)

RLA: stop! Stop! Stop! Why you yellin like that?!

ST: you just wasted my time! NEXT!

Me: oookaayy...mad? Or nah?!

ST: just get off the stage.

Me: nah, I got another one! THEY SEE ME ROLLIIIIN, THEY HATIIIIIN! BUT I BE SCREAMING HAKUNA MATATAAAA

ST: security! Take him away!

This big ass security guard came wobbling over to me lookin like Barney. He had the nerve to grab me.

Me: nigga get yo hands off me? Salad dressing lookin MF!

I looked at Simon's twin, pointed my middle finger and said "later vanilla nigga!" & walked out.

I had to have a comic relief for you! I hope that made you laugh even a little. Well, that's all for now! :)

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