𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝑻𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒔 ☆ The Glorious Series ｟ BOOK 1 ｠

The Inforarium

A/N: Oops! I lied! 😏

This is the first of FIVE filler chapters before we get to the upcoming Christmas special with Madge, Lily and Cyril. ❤️

I almost forgot about this tiny little mini-episode. But when I remembered it, I thought I might as well put it in. 🙂

Anyway...

Enjoy! 😘

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Inside, Advanced room...

A man was looking at a bunch of monitors as a warning went off while he hit a series of buttons.

"Data breach!" He exclaimed. "There's been a data breach in the core drives. We are compromised. I repeat: we are compromised."

The man then hit the call waiting sign when he saw there was actually a 'call waiting'.

Suddenly a hologram of our favorite newlyweds appeared, each of them holding teacups on saucers.

"Hello!" Lexi greeted, smiling wide.

"Really, lovely to see you again." The Doctor said, taking a sip of tea.

"Who the hell are you two?" The man asked, looking confusedly at the couple.

Lexi sighed fondly. "How quickly they forget..."

"I'm the Doctor." The Doctor introduced himself before pointing to Lexi. "And this is my wife, the Glorious."

"And this, dear fellow..." Lexi said, gesturing at the rest of the room with her tea cup. "This is the Inforarium."

"This here is the greatest source of illicit information in recorded history, which is fine. Your business." The Doctor stated. "But you've been selling it, to the Daleks and the Cybermen and the Sontarans."

"That's just naughty." Lexi tisked, taking a sip of tea. "I mean, we have better things to do than stand here, scolding you."

The man then pushed a button on the controls.

"If you're trying to raise the alarm, I wouldn't bother." The Doctor told him. "We're not really here. We're a recorded message."

"You're what?" The man asked, clearly confused as to what was happening.

"A recorded message. Didn't you hear him?" Lexi rolled her eyes. She shook her head, raising her tea cup to take another sip. "We need to be planning our honeymoon, and we're here doing this?"

"If you two are a recorded message, then how can you be replying to me?" The man asked.

"Needs to be done, dear." The Doctor told Lexi before looking back to the man. "You're very predictable, that's how. The thing is... We're on a bit of a mission at the moment. We've been deleting every piece of information about ourselves and our children from every database in the universe. Across all time and space."

"Why?" The man questioned.

"'Cause." Lexi said, putting her teacup back on it's saucer. "We want to be left alone."

"Well you can't delete it from here." The man told them. "All that data is quantum stored. It exists at twelve levels of reality and..."

"Right now you're probably boasting about twelve levels of reality. Boring!" The Doctor interrupted him. "But you're right. We can't delete any of YOUR data, but we CAN memory-proof it."

"Memory what?"

Lexi smiled, tilting her head. "Right now you're probably confused. So, to put it simply, any information from this facility concerning the Doctor, myself, or Skyler and Jupiter Pond will be forgotten seconds after it is learned."

"Clever trick." The Doctor shrugged. "At least we learned something useful from the Silence."

"That's impossible." The man shook his head.

"You know what..." The Doctor began. "You better check your drives."

"See you in a moment... Again." Lexi said before the hologram of her and the Doctor flickered off.

The man blinked and looked confused before seeing the alarm and hitting various buttons again.

"Data breach!" He exclaimed. "There's been a data breach in the core drives. We are compromised. I repeat: we are compromised."

The man then hit the call waiting sign when he saw there was a message.

Suddenly a hologram of our favorite newlyweds appeared, each of them holding teacups on saucers.

"Hello!" Lexi greeted, smiling wide.

"Really, lovely to see you again." The Doctor said, taking a sip of tea.

"Who the hell are you two?" The man asked, looking confusedly at the couple.

Lexi sighed fondly. "How quickly they forget..."

"I'm the Doctor." The Doctor introduced himself before pointing to Lexi. "And this is my wife, the Glorious."

"And this, dear fellow..." Lexi said, gesturing at the rest of the room with her tea cup. "This is the Inforarium."

And the conversation would just continue on and on, over and over again... Poor fellow.

*laughs evilly*

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A/N: There ya go! 😁

Hope you enjoyed this little tidbit. ❤️

Anyway, four more filler chapters are coming up next.

But the next filler chapter that is coming up though, requires me to do a bit of Doctor Who research. That should be fun! 😁 Research that I actually don't mind doing. ;)

So, I'll get to work on that as soon as possible and get it up when it's done! 🙂

Anyway...

Until next time! 😘

💋 Love always,
~Maddy