Bangtan Stoopids

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One day someone will go through my phone and be like "why the fuck there so many Asian men saved in her photos??"

Just let me live

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~~~2Seok~~~

Seokjin: bruh..

Hoseok: I refuse to be in a chat were they talk about getting some 😒

Seokjin: is it because it's between Yoongi and Taehyung or just because you don't like that talk in general

Hoseok: yes...

Seokjin: so both...okay. well, have you spoken with Yoongi?

Hoseok: nope

Seokjin: tsk...I figured so here's a helping hand

~~~Yoongi has been added to 2Seok~~~

Yoongi: what is with you people and adding me to random chats?!?!

Seokjin: Yoongi, Hoseok has something to say...go ahead child.

Hoseok: how are you?

Yoongi: uh..fine? Why did you leave the other chat?

Hoseok: because I can?

Seokjin: 🤦‍♂️idiots...you're both idiots

Yoongi: excuse me, I am not an idiot

Seokjin: so you know Hoseok likes you?

Hoseok: HYUUUUUNG!!!

Yoongi: I did not...

Seokjin: see...an idiot. He left becaus in the other group chat everyone was talking about you and Tae and he got jealous and uncomfortable

Hoseok: just...keep that personal stuff personal.

Yoongi: I'm sorry. If I knew I wouldn't have dated Tae. But I don't want things to be awkward

Hoseok: and I don't want Taehyung to hate me either so it's okay

Yoongi: but I like you back man so just uughh the aggravation of this

Seokjin: just date...all three of you just date. IT'S 2018 ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE !!

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So I'm playing a game on xbox and I was distracted for a minute while writing this and I got a penalty and my friend just 😑😑😑
#sorrynotsorry