Bangtan Stoopids

43

I know none of them have a birthday but this situation happened to me Thursday so...yep

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Taehyung: what's up you bitches!

Namjoon: well I never..

Seokjin: attitude kid...attitude

Jimin: (ㅠ^ㅠ)

Jungkook: Tae...how dare you make my mochi cry...happy birthday though man

Yoongi: Tae...we literally talked about you NOT DOING THIS?

Hoseok: it's Taetaes birthday and he sees it as a free card to be rude..

Taehyung: it's my birthday come ooon!!!

Jungkook: 🎂🎂🎂🎂

Jimin: Kookie..how dare you not be more salty about this..

Namjoon: I know he was joking but the fuck Taehyung..not cool man

Seokjin: I thought I raised you better than this

Taehyung: hyung...you didnt raise me..

Namjoon: don't talk back to your parent like that!

Yoongi: no worries, I'm at Taetaes house...who wants me to slap him?

Seokjin: I do

Jimin: yes

Hoseok: do what you have to do Yoongs...sorry Taetae

Taehyung: 😟

Jungkook: DONT HIT HIM!!

Namjoon: bruh...what you defending him for when he literally made yo mans cry?

Jimin: ...

Seokjin: Jungkook you damn fool..

Taehyung: thanks kookie!!💕

Yoongi: the fuck you send a heart for?

Hoseok: ^^

~~~Jimin has left the chat~~~

Seokjin: damnit you two!!!

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Poor Jimin is feeling insecure about this VKook ship and shit..