Bangtan Stoopids

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I like using memes when my sister texts me its grand.

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jungkook: you ever read a fanfic about an idol and just..get embarrassed for them?

Yoongi: I have absolutely no comment..

Namjoon: you reading like fluffy fanfics or like that 21+ smut filled fanfic?

Jimin: is...is it Yugyeom fanfic?

Hoseok: Yugyeom fanfic makes me feel a certain way.

Taehyung: NOT MY SUNSHINE!

Seokjin: stop..no smut in this Christian chat!

Namjoon: ....send me a link

Yoongi: I'm just gonna...I'm gonna go

Jimin: why are you reading smut filled fanfic?! You're a lil bunbun that should be pure!

Taehyung: Jungkook ain't been pure since he was like 19.

Seokjin: what..

Yoongi: this some tea

Namjoon: o.o

Hoseok: oh my God GET OVER IT I AIN'T BEEN PURE SINCE FUCKING 15 COME AT ME!

Yoongi: why the fuck were you only 15?

Hoseok: because I had a bae the fuck you mean?

Namjoon: can we not talk about getting dick at the age of 15?

Taehyung: please, I agree with Namjoon hyung because Hobi is my baby!

Jungkook: I'm so curious though. Like you had a bae at 15 and got dicked down?

Hoseok: never said it was a dude. My family kind of made me date this girl for a few years for appearances.

Jimin: ooohhh so you swing both ways?!

Seokjin: ew..vaginas are like black holes that suck out your life..

Namjoon: what the fuck Jinie.

Yoongi: vaginas are too complicated to deal with and they are creepy holes hyung, I agree.

Jungkook: WHATS IT LIKE WITH A GIRL IM CURIOUS?!

Jimin: but why?!

Hoseok: let the kid live. And Jungkookie...get a damn toy the fuck?

Seokjin: I'm just gonna go..

Jimin: bye

Taehyung: CAN WE GET TOYS?!?

Yoongi: NOT MY BABY BOY!

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TO THOSE OF YOU THAT READ THIS!!

Hi...also, I have a new story...you should read it...if you want of course...it's called 'Who Dis?'
It's about our boy Jungkookie texting your beautiful self by mistake.

update: I literally answered all the questions but Wattpad was like....HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU!