Bangtan Stoopids

187

HI EVERYONE!!!

I ain't dead..just had a wild December.

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Taehyung: okay...so

Jimin: ??

Seokjin: here we go. What is it sweetie?

Yoongi: hyung is just being nice..

Hoseok: WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING SWEETIE?!?

Namjoon: ...please don't yell at my mans

Jungkook:

Jimin: he deadass paused the drama we're watching..

Taehyung: I wanted to say this in the chat, so that everyone is a witness....

Namjoon: if either hyung did something...you can stay in me and Jinie's room

Yoongi: ?!?!

Jimin: 👀

Seokjin: oh snap!!........🍵🍵

Taehyung: Hobi has been over protective and possessive and I want him to stop( •᷄⌓•᷅ )

Hoseok: WHEN HAVE I EVER?!

Jimin: that one time he smiled at a boy for holding the door open..you got salty

Jungkook: you were petty when he complimented someone else's shirt while on a date once.

Yoongi: you don't let him hangout with Kyungsoo...

Seokjin: pffft! Even Yoongi has a comment٩̋(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

Namjoon: that one time when you stopped talking to him because he said he would 100% date that one youtuber....

Hoseok: ....I may have overreacted

Taehyung: well stop overreacting so that I can throw all my love and affection on you..

Yoongi: ....well shit

Seokjin: I choked on my tea!

Namjoon: that 180 though

Jungkook: Ooohh, also, you where mean to him once when we all went on a double date, minus Yoongi hyung who had work..

Jimin: I remember that...it was KIND OF funny

Yoongi: Tae whined about it

Namjoon: what did he say?

Taehyung: he's just mean...like it feels like he literally hates me

Seokjin: wow...that's not how a boyfriend acts Hoseok!

Hoseok:

Yoongi: he doesn't mean to be a dick

Taehyung: well he is...HOWEVER! Now that that's out of the way...how is everyone doing?!

Jungkook: fantastic!!

Jimin: better now thanks for asking(๑¯ω¯๑)

Seokjin: I'm snuggling my child, so great!

Namjoon: I'm snuggling my mans...so fucking great!

Yoongi: I'm okay..

Hoseok: I'm with Somin so I'm doing well bubby, thanks for aski....WHY YOU MAD THOUGH?

Taehyung: I'M ON MY WAY TO SNUGGLE I'M SORRY! JUNGKOOK WAS SHOWING ME A VIDEO!!

Jungkook: DON'T THROW ME UNDER THE BUS! I DIDN'T FORCE YOU TO STAY!

Jimin: ...aahhhh, the maknaes...amirite?!

Hoseok: I could literally punch them both..

Taehyung: ^EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!!

Yoongi: come snuggle me you fucking asswad..

Seokjin: YOONGI NO!

Namjoon: damn...they both do it...heh

Jimin: jungkookie....if you don't get your coconut headass, mushroom looking dome here on my chest I will fucking castrate you...

Yoongi: ....I think I love Jimin

Jungkook: ....well damn...SAME YOONGI HYUNG!! but damn..

Hoseok: we all love Jimin.

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Well...here you go??