Bangtan Stoopids

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I wish I could put a video of myself ranting because school hasn't even started and I'm already stressed..

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Namjoon: I AM SHOOKETH!!

Jungkook: did you destroy something?

Seokjin: no, he's just convinced he saw Hoseok

Taehyung: but Hoseokie should be home...with Yoongi?

Yoongi: he is with me??

Jimin: maybe it was just someone that resembled Hoseok hyung?

Namjoon: no you guys...this girl was literally Hoseok with long hair.. I saw her like three days ago and I cannot

Hoseok: Oooohhh was it near a little cafe where they sell character cupcakes?!?!

Seokjin: ...yeah, actually it was.

Jungkook: Hoseok...was it you?

Hoseok: NOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAA!!!!

Taehyung: yo you got a sister??

Yoongi: why don't we know about each others families...

Jungkook: because you sleep too much to talk to others..

Seokjin: so Hoseok...it was your noona?

Hoseok: probably! She lives in Seoul with her friend and she goes to the cafe place all the time!

Jimin: what's her name?

Jungkook: what you gotta know for?

~~~Taehyung changed Jungkook's name to Mr. Jealous~~~

Namjoon: that was fucking clever mate

Seokjin: anywho, I hope it was your sister or that'll mean there's another woman that looks like you

Mr. Jealous: what was she wearing???

Taehyung: when did you see her?!

Jimin: he said three days ago Tae..

Hoseok: you guys are adorable and she thinks it's cute that you're trying to figure out if it was her or not 😂😂

Namjoon: she had like a red sweater and a black overall dress thing

Seokjin: also, she had her hair in a ponytail

Taehyung: that was her because she came to Daegu to meet us three days ago dressed just like that!

Yoongi: I got y'all

~~~Yoongi added Dawon to the chat~~~

Mr. Jealous: