Bangtan Stoopids

45

So how is everyone's day???

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jungkook: MOCHI!! 💝💝💝💝💝💝💝

Seokjin: kid..

Namjoon: did something happen??.

Hoseok: Jungkook stop

Taehyung: aw Jungkook what's wrong?

Hoseok: Tae, I love you, but shut up

Yoongi: uh..what happened?

Seokjin: woah woah woah...why does Hoseok know what's going on but I don't?

Namjoon: buby, now is not the time

Jungkook: Jiminie!! I know you're still in the chat so I know that you're reading this! I'm really really really sorry about whatever it is I did that upset you!!💝💝

Hoseok: that's the problem Kook, you don't even know why Jimin is upset with you.

Jungkook: okay so..y'all are going to respect this and I'm gonna go into my dms with Hoseok hyung!!

Seokjin: I'll be waiting for my invite..

Namjoon: don't invite him!

Yoongi: I'm going to message Jimin and check up on him

Taehyung: why was I shushed??

~~~JungHope dms~~~

Jungkook: I know Jimin told you what happened

Hoseok: yeah. He broke up with you

Jungkook: BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY AND WHY THE FUCK DID HE GO TO YOU AND NOT JIN HYUNG?

Hoseok: why does it matter that he came to me?

Jungkook: because...I, uh view Jin hyung as a parent of this group and uhm..I don't trust you with Jimin..

Hoseok: and Jimin doesn't trust you with Taehyung..

Jungkook: the fuck?

Hoseok: same exact concept. The way you view Jimin and I together is how he sees you and Taehyung together. You two are close, Jimin feels slightly threatened and he still isn't fully over you going to Daegu or the fact you yelled at him for wanting to visit Gwangju.

Jungkook: but that...I don't...IT ALL MAKES SENSE IM A FUCKING IDIOT!!

~~~Hoseok has invited Jimin to the chat~~~

Hoseok: don't say anything. Just scroll up and read and you can leave when you're done.

Jungkook: 💝💝💝💝💝💝💝

Jimin: okay and?

Hoseok: so like..you don't care?

Jungkook: 😟😟

Jimin: not really

Hoseok: (ㅎㅡㅎ)

Jimin: what did you expect? You realize you're an idiot and I'd just go "ooh take me, I'm yours" ??

Jungkook: I was kind of hoping...

Jimin: well it doesn't work like that

~~~Jimin has left the chat~~~

Jungkook: hyung.....

Hoseok: ..I would say give him space, but I know you're on your way to his house

Jungkook: and tips??

Hoseok: maybe some flowers or his favorite snack

Jungkook: thank you hyung...and sorry if I'm ever mean to you

Hoseok: I can understand why you would be...keep me updated!

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So I'm done updating for right now...I'm going to read some stories...eat these crackers and debate whether or not to have my mom bring me food..