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Here's a quick off topic segment of Jungkook as me

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Hoseok: and then Somin asked why I called Tae buttercup, and I told her it was because I loved him

Yoongi: it was cute

Seokjin: well, as long as everyone is happy.

Jungkook: I am not happy..

Taehyung: you aren't in my relationship?

Jimin: he's just annoyed

Namjoon: do tell.

Jungkook: I'm at jury duty and want to DIE!!

Yoongi: mine have always been canceled aayye

Taehyung: I haven't been called

Hoseok: my uncle gets me out of it

Seokjin: I lie and say I'm bias and can't be fair

Namjoon: I served right when i turned 18...shit was wild

Jungkook: I've been here since 8, and it's 11 now, and we've heard nothing about the status of the possible case..THAT WE ALSO HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE ON!

Jimin: I'll make dinner for you when you get home..I'll make your favorites!!

Seokjin: I'll send you pictures of Gitae if that'll cheer you up?

Taehyung:

Hoseok: I can't help you buddy

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Hoseok: I can't help you buddy

Yoongi:

Jungkook: okay

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Jungkook: okay...I'm not.so angry anymore...but I still want to die

Jimin: 😥

Namjoon: you made Jimin sad..

Jungkook: I'M OKAY AS LONG AS MY BABY MOCHI IS HAPPY I'LL BE HAPPY!

Seokjin: he's so whipped I fracking love it

Taehyung: does hyung still refuse to swear..

Namjoon: "swearing is for degenerates" -Kim Seokjin, 2k19

Yoongi: well fuck then..

Hoseok: pfft

Jungkook: well butter my backside and call me biscuit...

Jimin: I will though when you get home 🥰

Taehyung: OOOOOOOF

Jungkook: JURY DUTY NEEDS TO END!

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So I'm obviously at jury duty...I dread it and pray I don't get called to actually serve the trial

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