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10: Big Balls

The first time I heard this song I legit cried from laughing so much. Honestly it's a good song, but the innuendo 😂
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It was Sunday. John was blasting good ol' AC/DC on the speakers. It was on shuffle, and Big Balls came on.

"What..what is this song?" I questioned.

"I-um-yeah, I have no clue, yeah we can skip it, I mean.."

The chorus came on.

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
Dirty big balls

I burst into laughter.

"What..what the actu...actual fuck?" I wheezed.

John looked so embarrassed. It was adorable.

I grinned at him, making my way over to his arm chair, sitting on the arm, leaning towards him.

"Heyyy~"

Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

"What are you doing, Lex?"

"Mmm, nothing." I whispered in his ear, my lips just brushing against his head.

"Lexi~ what is this?" He turned to look at me.

And I kissed him.

And he kissed back.

I felt butterflies in my stomach. It sounds so cliche, but the world melted away, and all I could focus on was him. I moved from the arm into his lap, rocking my hips a little. He responded by biting my bottom lip. I gave him entry, our tongues fighting together for dominance. I eventually won. Then we broke off, and I moved to his neck, applying light kisses and bites and sucks on his neck.

The song ended.

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I have no clue what this chapter is.