Blood
Blender
Remus being a horny freak
None none those should be all together, be afraid. Be very afraid
"Janus, I need help," Remus said into the phone.
"What did you do?" Janus sighed.
"I attempted to fuck the blender and accidentally turned it on,"
"What the hell?! Are you ok?!?!" Janus cried.
"Yes and no...I think I may have chopped my dick off and theres a lot of blood...can you come get me?"
"I'll be right over, you fucking idiot," Janus sighed.
Indeed, Remus had badly hurt his mini Duke. Which Virgil and Roman found hilarious.
"You're a dumbass," Janus said, shaking his head in disappointment.
"No. I'm not a dumbass. Im must a horny kinky piece of shit," (same tho...jkjk...unless?) Remus corrected.
"Same difference," Janus rolled his eyes.
"Why the hell did you do that, anyways? Why didnt you at least unplug the damn thing first?" Roman asked his brother.
"I forgot," Remus shrugged.
This popped into my head while talking to my mom about something. My brother was using the blender and I remembered something I read and boom, inspiration
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