as a little throwback to his birthday <3
mark lee memes inspired by things i've/people around me have said;
mark: did you buy the watermelon?
johnny: no. it wasn't in the grocery listㅡ
mark: brO, how could you? that's like, essential for my diet
johnny: do you even diet?
mark:
johnny:
mark: no
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mark: i saw a frog in my room yesterday. it was crawling.
omi: it was... crawling?
donghyuck: that ain't a frog, iT's A dEmON
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mark: *gets into kitchen*
5 seconds later...
mark: *gets out of burning kitchen*
the members:
mark: i didn't do it
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mark: people be like "y'all can't even, i'm literally a clown"
mark: wELl, news flash, i'm the whOlE fReAkInG CIRCUS
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mark: *in a dark room* hey, wanna see something funny?
johnny: yeah, sure
mark: *turns on the light*
doyoung: ....where's the joke?
mark: it's me. i'm the joke
ten: i'm disgusted
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mark: you know what i'm gonna name my watermelon?
omi: what is it?
mark: post melon. get it? because it's like post malone. i'm so smart
donghyuck: i'm suing
renjun: why in the world would you name your watermelon in the first place??
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mark: i had a dream
the members:
mark:
the members:
mark:
ten: so?
mark: nothing. i just had a dream
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johnny: i'm SO TIRED! i could only sleep for like, three hours.
donghyuck: hAh. better you than me. i slept for two hours.
mark: you guys... sleep?
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mark: i once failed my exam and laughed about it
johnny: dude... are you okay?
mark:
mark: no
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taeyong: so, if you see donghyuck and renjun walking on the road and you were driving towards them, what do you hit first?
mark: me, i'll yeet myself out the window
taeyong: iㅡ
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omi°nct's c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶ princess
Fanfictionㅡ omi°nct's c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶ princess。 ㅡ getaway au。 a book filled with chapters as little getaways into neo city (mainly, with nct dream). ❝my child is called pawpaw and she's a cactus❞ status: completed, book II available [cover art made by -h...
