Tommyinnit (mostly) angst oneshots

So the closet door kinda broke...

Trigger Warning: transphobia, outing someone without permission

thanks person whose name wont show up for the request

lol im depressed

Tommy wasn't streaming. He was in a discord call, not even playing anything, the SMP members were just hanging out.

He was allowed to do this, even with family visiting. His aunt was staying at the house for a few days, he didn't like her.

She thought of him as... C$a#r^l%e\n*e.

Tommy didn't like that. Nobody would. He liked the name Tommy, he'd picked it out himself. He'd spent hours searching up names, looking for one that would fit him. Thomas did. He picked Thomas because it derived from a Greek word, meaning twin, because Tommy was still the same person. He has the same characteristics, except he had short hair and a lower voice.

"Tommy answer the question."

What?

"Sorry I zoned out, what question?"

Dream sighed. "Does pineapple belong on pizza or not?"

Oh no. "I'm not getting into that argument. Anyways-"

"CARLENE!!!"

Oh shit.

"WHY AREN'T YOU SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR GUEST? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW RUDE YOU ARE?"

"Auntie I have permission from Mum!"

Stomping. Oh no yet again.

Auntie Clara burst into the room. "Carlene Andrea Mueller, what are you doing with those headphones in? Take them off, you're not being courteous to your guest!"

"I'm sorry, do you know a Carlene?" Tommy said. "My name is Tommy, Thomas Baxter Mueller. I don't know any Carlene."

Auntie ripped his headphones off.

"Ow, Auntie give them back!"

She placed them over her own ears.

"Hello, my apologies, Carlene is quite stubborn. She is going to leave now. Goodbye!"

Tommy heard Wilbur's voice because the headphones weren't on correctly.

"Who's Carlene?"

Auntie giggled.

"She's that lady you were just speaking to, did she tell you she was a man? She's a liar, that's what she is. Good bye now!"

"Wait!" Tubbo?

"Miss, can I say something?"

"Of course you may, whoever you are."

"You're a transphobic bitch."

A/N sorry this is all i got

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