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Writing for Ratatouille The Musical

A/N This is why I haven't updated. 

This is the song the Grandma sings when she sees Remy and tries to shoot him

verse 1

Who's there? What's that?

I could've sworn I saw the shadow of a rat

Not here. Not now.

Those little rodents must go back out

verse 2

It's not. Behind

My cookbook out of sight but not of mind

I am. Not kind

And though I'm old I never said that I was blind

chorus

I'll grab my shotgun

Off the wall

Search for rodents

Listen for the rat calls

Cocked and loaded

And prepared

The little rodents will wish they were never here

verse 3

I don't. Believe

My eyes play tricks on me or did I see it weave

To grab. My book

From my daughter a present teaching How To Cook

verse 4 

It's so. Unique

A rat which swear to food I did just see it peek

Inside. The book

Too powerful a rat learning to cook

chorus

So I'll grab my shotgun

Off the wall

Search for rodents

Listen for the rat calls

Cocked and loaded

And prepared

I may be old but my vision is not impaired

same tune as chorus

What to do now?

It is gone

Bang bang pow pow

Not hit by my shotgun

What to do now?

It is gone

So I'm just giving up and leaving it alone

end

Skinner singing as he gets a lawyer

verse 1

You wanted to cook 

We gave you a job

You read off the books

But look like a slob

And then you somehow 

Gained the restaurant

But working with rats 

Is not what you want

verse 2

I'll get you arrested

Gusteau's will shut down

You'll make the front page

Be scorned by the town

And no longer will 

I have to frown

When I tear off 

Your restaurant's crown

end

A/N so I have a lot of drafts, the only reason they're not published is they're all half finished, I will have something prepared very soon

Love you all!

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Please don't kill yourself

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