This was suppose to go up yesterday but uh the new attack on titan episode came out yesterday and y'know, priorities
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- Everyone is helping to build their own massive fucking city, with all their houses and other buildings grouped together
Except for Alaska and Hawai'i, since Alaska built his house up by the mountains, and Hawai'i is vibing by a beach next to a coral reef
But even then they're not that far away, and they've made pathways to get to their houses
New Hampshire and Vermont are building a small cottagecore house in the outskirts of the city
Florida and Loui have a very normal and boring looking house, until you go to the basement, which is massive and also has tunnels all throughout the map
Texas has a house and also a barn also around the outskirts
Colorado or Washington are also the ones who are probably online the most, so they help build anything that aren't houses
- Florida got Cali to wear a Wilber Soot skin because let's be honest
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he even has the beanie
- Sometimes they like to call while they're online together, so you can imagine how chaotic that would be
- Usually the people who go to the Nether most often are New York, Louisiana, Florida, Hawai'i, Colorado, and Texas, but they're accompanied sometimes
You can bet Oklahoma has followed Texas in and pushed him into the lava while he was shifting
Hawai'i is actually is smart enough to bring fire resistance and is collecting blaze rods
Louisiana and Florida stole some of Hawai'i fire resistance and are vibing with the striders (or as my friends called them, wobblers)
New York found a bastion and is currently fighting god
Colorado is throwing snowballs at the blaze but also fucking sprinting because he forget to wear his gold armor
Connecticut just killed a ghast and is now superior to everyone in the server
Washington's tourettes has gotten him permanently banned from the nether because of how many times he's accidentally just walked into a lava pool
Massachusetts is building a safe pathway to the fortress and bastion with cobblestone because, and I quote, "i don't trust you bitches enough for you not to fall in, we're making a path"
California is too scared to leave Mass' side, so he's just helping him build
- Colorado, Connecticut, and Massachusetts are the best in hand to hand combat, and both Cali and Hawai'i are the best with archery
Hawai'i probably likes to get on top of some tall building in the city and snips people
- Kansas has a wheat field with a windmill, and a small house filled with bees and flowers (tubbo who)
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everyone is just throwing hands while Nevada is building a little town in the desert that's suppose to be Molossia
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*in the chat*
fvkohio: YOU BITCJ
fvkohio: WHAT THW FCKJ
f_kxichigan: HAHJFNKSMD
probablychicago_: what happened?
fvkohio: THAS BITCJ PUSJED ME IN LAVA
f_kxichigan: GET BENT
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honeybee_1861: Iowa could you please get rid of that foreign structure over there?
corn.on.de.cob: what structure?
honeybee_1861: that really tall one over there with the snow
corn.on.de.cob: what? the mountain?
honeybee_1861: yeah that one!
corn.on.da.cob: I'm not gonna tear down a whole mountain for you Kansas
honeybee_1861: ):
corn.on.de.cob: ...
corn.on.de.cob: I'll go make some pickaxes
honeybee_1861: :D
oranges: listen to your hoe corn boy
(Florida definitely has a rare name fight me) =====
I was in class and I heard the teacher say "statehouse" and I choked on my spit-
