Statehouse Headcanons

rable rable rable! and some cats

just got my braces tightened, time to raise hell
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illinois has entered the statehouse and shouted "the McRib is back!". it just feels right

nevada watches euphoria. currently trying to get the rest of the west to watch it, so far he's gotten washington, oregon, california, and alaska to see it. washington and cali loved it, oregon likes it but couldn't do season 2, alaska watched half of the first episode of season 2 and called it a day

all the states bully the hell outta florida because of how old he is compared to everyone else

rhode island is colorblind

new york has had eye bags for as long as any of the other states can remember

tennessee has natural dark circles around his eyes

occasionally meetings will double as potlucks. and they hit. homemade pizza, pasta, mexican food, cajun food, there has never been a better potluck. gov is also not allowed to contribute, unless he has the time to make his cherry pie. otherwise, he is banned

- and now, a segment about cats :) -

indiana sets out food for the street cats that pass by

florida likes doing that thing with cats where he places his hand on their heads and just lightly shakes. basically aggressive yet loving pats. this led to him coming home with a big scratch on his cheek from a not so patient cat

california has tried sneaking a cat into the house under his flannel, multiple times in fact. after awhile everyone would lightly interrogate him after coming inside to make sure he wasn't smuggling anymore pets in. there was nothing wrong with new pets, but when the cats bordered on feral and decide to come in hoards, it became a problem

because of all the stray cat shenanigans, the house started to be quite spot for them to gather

insert a just woken up georgia, opening the front door to try and drink his coffee in peace, and being greeted with a mob of hungry cats meowing

eventually they just had to stop giving them food from the house directly, much to the cat lovers dismay

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