Statehouse Headcanons

minecraft headcanon

They definitely all have a Minecraft server they all play on.

- Florida builds an underground base that no one know except Loui knows the location of (mainly for trolling reasons)

- Alaska has an army of dogs and lives up in the mountains far away from everyone else

- California and Hawaii are honestly just vibing and building cute buildings
....
until Florida goes over to bug them

- Florida once blew up DC's house with TNT, so all the other states ganged up on him and smacked him with mutton until he died

- Texas and Oklahoma cannot be near each other without throwing hands

- Massachusetts got bored and decided to learn redstone

- everyone just leaves signs around where they know certain states while find them
For example: imagine just you walk into your base after a long day of mining and exploring, you turn into your room just see a single sign that says

"Colorado has the best chile"

- I'm sorry I just love this headcanon so much-

Cali comes home to find a sign that just says "you're a bottom lol"-

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I'm working on fanart stuff so uh- y'all know what the next chapter is gonna be <333