Statehouse Headcanons

The Statehouse (pt1)

- northern states blasting the AC and southern states blasting the heater

- Cali and NY bonding over the fact they're both pretty lonely

- Loui and Florida sharing a bunk bed and talking smack about DC

- Arizona accidentally starting a fire and Florida purposely starting a fire

- Georgia constantly found sleeping on the floor or some other weird spot

- New Mexico teaching some of the non-Spanish states curse words in Spanish to laugh at DC

- Florida stealing small things like California and Washington's glasses, Alaska and Texas's hat, DC's tie, etc

- Hawaii and Alaska calling the colonies old and the colonies calling them punks

- And also they lowkey slightly bully Hawaii, but in that big brother sort of way. All fun and games and such

- Then they accidentally made him cry and all sort of panicked for a hot minute