Statehouse Headcanons

merry crisis

tis cold season
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- Loui just got bored and decided light every single one of his candles in his room to get into the Christmas spirit
Insert Mississippi walking into this room thinking he's doing some ritual type shit and the southern whackass states mongering that he did some demonic shit
Made him lowkey kind of sad, Florida made him feel better

- Massive snowball fight outside
The southern/hottest states have no idea wtf they're doing but they're throwing shit
Florida just goes feral with the snowballs and both him and Loui make a whole pile of them and launch them at the other team

- Alaska makes him and Hawai'i an igloo and the two of them watch the others have a snowball fight

- Colorado getting Utah to snowboard with his down the small snow hills around him
Utah thought "yeah it can't be that bad, we'll go pretty slow since the hills are small"
*the other states just quickly see them zoom by going like 40mph*

- Minnesota is the best at ice skating, but other states like Cali or New York are most very fond of it

- obviously since no one can really get every state a present (bc that's literally 50 people to get a present for), everyone just tries to keep everyone included

- DC is usually the only one who gets everyone a present bc he feels bad if anyone doesn't get one
That may have happened to Cali a few times before

- PA wanted to see some chaos and mixed Skittles and M&M's into a bowl and just set it out at the dinner table
An angry Florida and Massachusetts came into the living room looking for the culprit some 30 minutes later

- Vermont and New Hampshire just spending hours and hours baking cookies for everyone
After I found out a bunch of cottagecore lesbians live in these two states I just decided they have that vibe to them mixed in with their personality

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it's cold rn