Statehouse Headcanons

✨drug✨retaled stuff

-One day Colorado was making some "special brownies" while no one was home. He cleared out the house of any trace of the scent when he was done, and went upstairs to go get something. Yeah...so the states got home and ate the brownies-

-Florida found Cali's "tongue stickers" which ended up with Texas and Louisiana locking him in his room until the effects wore off(then Cali probably got yelled at for even having some)

-All the older states sometimes staying up late in the living room getting drunk and playing poker(if they get drunk enough they'll play with cheese slices). Hawaii and Alaska usually record them for blackmail later

-No one lets Hawaii drink even though he always says that he's old enough. Obviously he does it when he's not around them, but otherwise they wouldn't let him

-Florida and Louisiana have definitely gotten drunk as fuck one night then woke up hungover in a strangers car in the middle of a backyard. They got drunk in a bar btw-