Statehouse Headcanons

more incorrect quotes

You get the idea.

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Minnesota: Pass the salt?

Kansas: *picks up and gets ready to throw Iowa*

Everyone: *screaming*

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Hawai'i: *sipping from a Caprisun while crying*

Alaska: What are you doing?

Hawai'i: drinking my problems away

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Florida: I'm pansexual

Utah: It's never to late to repent

Florida: Whatever you say Mr. Closeted

California: *chokes*

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DC: Wha-

New York: How?

Florida with Louisiana inside a huge pillow fort with flashlights and snacks: Act your age and get in here

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California: *sad hours*

Texas:

Texas: Wanna go to In-n-Out

California: You know me so well

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North Carolina: I want to snap your neck

Florida: lol and then what

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*at a sleepover*

Georgia: *asleep*

Florida: gUYS LETS TO GET DRUNK IN A HOME DEPOT PARKING LOT

Louisiana: Bet.

California: *blasting sweater weather on his earbuds*

New York: If you guys don't shut the hell up-

Texas: I just wanted to know what fucking movie y'all wanted to watch

Alaska: *trying to braid the other's hair* So..should I ask out Hawai'i?

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*Colorado being absolutely baked*

DC: This is becoming a problem.

Florida: It's not that bad-

Colorado: *accidentally throws his bowl of cereal on his bed instead of his phone*

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New York: this country is actual shit sometimes (most of the times)

Other states: *agreement*

Random British person: yeah y'all kind of suck

All of the states: Fuck of redcoats

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