small chapter/draft
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Ohio literally plotted a coup against Michigan in sketch context
Indiana - lowkey sassy, but also the same man who would cry when someone raises his voice at him
Nevada -
Himbo
Well- maybe not himbo per-say, but hes a lil dumb
Nevada, saying "look at me, I'm Pennsylvania, I don't have crippling social anxiety" and North Carolina agreeing with him (also implied that Georgia does too)
- PA having the caption "I just wanna fight" when he couldn't count his votes
PA is down to share gossip with Florida
Honestly he's shown to somewhat tolerate Florida, which is kind of rare among the states
Washington and Oregon only seem to be okay with Cali when they can use him to debunk another state's point (mainly Texas'), which is kind of sad
"You hate you almost as much as i hate you"
(Wisconsin speaking to Illinois) Just makes me feel bad for Illinois
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Statehouse Headcanons
FanfictionJust state headcanons luv (Based on Ben Brainard's characters)
