utah's gremlins are back

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I told myself to not post another chapter of these rats but  n o-
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- They like to go trick or treating together
Since 2020 wasn't really the year they could go around getting candy, they just dressed up pretty lightly and went to go eat candy at a nearby park. Jaxon was a cowboy, Kaleigh was my Kuromi from Hello Kitty, Kingsley was hello kitty, Jayden was My Melody, Brayden was a ghost (made out of a bedsheet to be exact) with a crown, and Kayden was just a bee

Nothing more, just a bee. He wore a baggy, black and yellow stripped hoodie, two little antlers, and wings they found at the store. Utah and Illithiya thought he was particularly adorable that day

- I have shrunken Kayden down by 2 years, because screw you
He is now 10

- Just the states coming over to talk to Utah ab something, but only the kids are home so they just have to sit in the living room and help Kayden beat a few levels in Mario

- Jaxon was a leash kid

- Kayden owns many, many squishmellos
His room is full of them
His personal favorite is the green dinosaur
He named him Eli

- Jaxon has dumb nicknames for all his siblingsKayleigh is KaleidoscopeKingsley is Key-limeJayden Brayden is Bucket Kayden is Koala

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- Jaxon has dumb nicknames for all his siblings
Kayleigh is Kaleidoscope
Kingsley is Key-lime
Jayden
Brayden is Bucket
Kayden is Koala

- Coco likes hanging out with the kiddos whenever he's over
Jax just calls him Weed Dad, and all the other gremlins really like him

- Kingsley just casually walks around the house with skirts on, so when someone comes over he sometimes forgets
Flash to a time when some missionaries came to visit and he zoomed to his room as soon as the door opened

- Just so we are clear, we are going by 'Dad Utah' headcanon right now, and not 'Elder Utah'
If this was Elder Utah, there would be a lot more angst with these kids

- Utah and Illithiya were questionable at first about all their kids basically coming out, but now they're hella supportive of all of them

!!angst warning!!

- Just an alternative universe where Illithiya, Jaxon(11), Kingsley(9), and Kayleigh(10) get into a car accident where no one is hurt except for Illithiya who dies, and the whole family has to cope together and Kayleigh has the most trouble because she was the one who told her mom to go back to the house to get something, which is where the accident happened

But we won't get into that

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I have a headache tf-

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